日本の捕蛙を考ガエル

2月14日(土)晴時々雨

南米では生息域も限られていたあのガマ、天敵のいない豪州を瞬く間に席巻。日本のバレンタインのように。奴の毒は耳下腺にあるのでフグ調理師ならお造りや鍋物にできるはず。日本の優秀な食欲と技術をガマ捕獲作戦の国際協力に活用せよ。科学調査と称する食肉横流しも得意技。鯨肉より蛙肉のほうが上質です。1年に2日だけ発情する異端のキリスト教国ニッポン。「大王ガマ・ドリンク」を販売すればヒットは間違いなし。ガマ毒には覚醒剤に似た作用がありジャンキーも愛用。日本の大学生も捕獲作戦に参加しませんか？

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Japan can help Australian driving out cane toads
Sat. February 14 : fine occasionally rain

Cane toads, that used to live in limited area of South America, have rapidly invaded broad areas of Australia in where there are no natural predators. It is just like the invasion of Valentine Days in Japan. The licensed cooks of the balloon fish will be able to cook them in sashimi or hot pots as they have poison in their parotid glands. They should utilize the excellent Japanese appetite and techniques for international cooperation of cane toad catching. Japan is also good at selling meat illegally, so called the scientific research. Toad flesh has higher quality than whale meat does. Japan is a heretical Christian country in where people go on heat only 2 days a year. If you manufacture “King Toad Drink”, it will be a boom for sure. Toad poison has a similar action to stimulants and that is sometimes used by drug addicts. Japanese college students, why don’t you join in toad catching?

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