R: Well, it’s good old Gerry Ford. Come on in, Gerry, we’ve been waiting for you. Dick and Jimmy are already here.
F: Sorry I'm late, Ronnie, but I couldn’t find the house (!).
R: Well, this is the White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.。。。これでホワイトハウスの住所を覚えたっけ。
F: I went to 1500.
R: Well, that's all right. Oh listen, watch out for the ....... china!
F: Hi Dick, hi Jimmy!
C: (Carter’s southern accent is a bit hard to understand!) Hallo (or: hi?) Gerry, how are you all, you ol’ dingbat?
N: Sit down, Gerry. Let’s get this show on the road.
R: Well, all right. Now the name of the game is draw poker.
C: I fold.
R: I didn't deal the cards yet, Jimmy.
C: I fold anyway. Nothing goes ever right for me.
N: If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s a crybaby.
C: Oh, all right, I’ll take a chance.
R: Now let’s ante up. Here we go.
C: Wait a minute, the pot’s a nickle short.
N: Well, what's everyone looking at me for? - Oh for goodness sake, it must have got stuck in my coin changer.
Deal them out, I feel really lucky.
R: All right, who wants to start it off?
C: Well, I open for a dime, but I know I’m gonna lose.
N: I’m in.
R: Well, it’s up to you, Gerry.
F: Gimme all your eights.
R: No, Gerry, we are not playing fish.
N: Don’t explain anything to him. Throw in your dime, Gerry.
R: All right, boys. I’ll see that dime and raise you a quarter just to keep you honest.
C: (gloating) It's too late for Dick.
R: Fellas, please! We are here to play cards. I just raised you a quarter.
C: Okay, I'll see you.
N: I’m in, too.
R: Well, what do you say, Gerry?
F: I'll knock with five.
N: Gerry, we are not playing gin, we are playing poker, you imbecile.
R: Dick, please! You are speaking to a former President of the United States.
N: You are right. Pardon me, Gerry.
F: I already did (!). 。。。ウォ-ターゲート事件で恩赦を出したことを指す。
R: Listen, are you guys gonna play cards or not?
F: Well, that’s not fair. Why do I only have five cards when Dick has ten?
N: What ten? What are you talking about?
F: Five in your hand and five up your sleeve.
C: (telling on “Tricky Dick”) I(’ve) seen him, I(’ve) seen him!
N: Oh/(hold?) just a minute. I wanna make one thing perfectly clear. I am not a crook*). (The other players leave
the room, banging the door behind them.) Ronnie, Gerry, Jimmy. Gerry, fellas, come back. Come back I
wanna play. I've got five aces. Won't anybody play with me? Pardon me, lady, little boy, baby ........ Come
here, boy .....................
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Rich Little, Big Game, Carter, Ford, Nixon, and Reagan Play Poker