joke 1

A gorgeous redhead walks up to the crap table and announces,
"I want to bet $5,000 on a single role.  OK?"  The boss looks
up to management and gets the OK.

The redhead puts $5,000 down on the table and says, "Match it."
The table boss places $5,000 down next to it and hands the girl
the dice.

She states, "This is a lot of money.  I want to make myself
comfortable."  She then proceeds to undress.  She folds all
of her clothes neatly and places them on the side of the table.

When at last her panties and bra are on the pile she screams,
"Come to mama!" and throws the dice.  She screams, "I won!  I
won!" grabs her clothes, the money, the dice, and runs out.

The Boss looks at his assistant and asks, "Was it a 7 or a 11?"

Confused, the assistant replies, "Who was looking at the dice?"

We're together last night?  Oohhh how do you know I'm sleeping with you last night?  Do you feel me by your side as I hug pillow very tight just as would like to hug you and won't let go?  Mmmnnn would be dreamin' of you again tonite you know *wink*