今日のネットで拾った面白写真 － 仕事中毒、マネージャー、ブロンドの駐車
もう１ヶ月近く経つが、４月１５日は美卯の１９歳の誕生日。
何と、今回の友人からの目玉プレゼントは．．．．．．
こ め ！
白いご飯が大好物の美卯にと、高級な米をくれたそうだ。
まるで戦時中の贈り物。
今日のジョーク - 下線にマウスを合わせると日本語が見れます。
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
今日の一言
一日だけ生きればいい。
明日、明後日のことを考えるから面倒になる。
（水上 勉）
クリックお願いします。
クリックお願いします。
管理人のホームページを見てみる
もう１ヶ月近く経つが、４月１５日は美卯の１９歳の誕生日。
何と、今回の友人からの目玉プレゼントは．．．．．．
こ め ！
白いご飯が大好物の美卯にと、高級な米をくれたそうだ。
まるで戦時中の贈り物。
今日のジョーク - 下線にマウスを合わせると日本語が見れます。
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
今日の一言
一日だけ生きればいい。
明日、明後日のことを考えるから面倒になる。
（水上 勉）
クリックお願いします。
クリックお願いします。
管理人のホームページを見てみる