お金儲け

先日の日記にも書いておりましたが、
結局のところ、墓場まではお金は持っていけない。
それどころか、地獄の沙汰に袖の下をと思っても、持っていくようなお金がない。
ほんと、お金はお足。
足の速いこと、早いこと。

なんて思っておりましたら、怪鳥さんから以下のようなメール。
なんと申しましょうか、、、、、
男は辛いのでしょうね、、、、、


Financial planning ...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Intrigued and impressed, the woman asked for his business card; three weeks later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.



ということで、今日も生きておりますので、用意くださった香典は、今日の分を追加して、明日に回しておいてくださいね。