今、「女子会」と言うのが、流行っているようですね。私は、まだ参加したことはありませんが(^^;)。。そこで、今日は、「WTAの女子会」を、suhuさんの完全妄想で、展開してみようと思います☆。面白おかしく、テンポよく、読みきって下さいね☆
Now, "Women's drinking party" seems to be popular in Japan. I have not gone to such a drinking party yet(^^;)... So, today, I try to write about "Women's drinking party of WTA" with all suhu-san's delusion☆. Read it as humorous without thinking well, please☆
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まずは、幹事役で、もめているようです。女子ですね☆。くずちゃん、ヤン子さん、スキアボーネ姐さん。誰がなっても、良さそうですね。んー、さらに、ロシア料理、セルビア料理、イタリア料理のどれにするかも、もめているようです。。
At first, they are fighting about who is the party organizer among the three. Very women's trouble☆. They are Kuzzie, Jankovic and Schiavone. Anybody of three players would be best as a party organizer. Hmm., besides, they are fighting about what food is best at that party., Russian food, Serbian food or Italian food...
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レディーデメさんが「色々な料理を楽しめて、いいね。」と、的確に仲介してくれました。さすが大人☆。ジャーナリズムの勉強と、彼氏さんとの時間を大切にしたいところですが、参加してくれるようです。あ、、ママも来そうですね。。
Lady Dementieva mediated and gave a good advice to them "We enjoy many foods, very lucky, right?". Oh, it's very lady's comment☆. She is busy now, because she is learning about journalism and spending a good time with her boyfriend. But she would come to the party for her fellow. Oh., her mother would come too...
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「コーチも連れてこい」と、さんざん言われているようです。。「女子会だろー？」by ベラ
"Bring your coach", she is said about him a lot... "Just a women's party, right?" by Vera
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ロシア人選手の中でも、少し「壁」を感じてしまう、マダム-マリア様☆。あら、お仕事で、見向きもしないようですね。。うーん、、女子会とかは、出なそうですね。。注目されない所には、行かないのかも？しれません(^^;)。。
Madam-Maria who always has a little "different" atmosphere among Russian players☆. Oh, she is busy for a side business, so, she doesn't seem to be interested in it... Hmm, she would never go to such a party, it means she would never go where the media doesn't pay attention?(^^;)...
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キャロラインさんと、アザレンカさんは、二人で仲良く遊びに行ってしまいました。いつの時代も、若造は「自由奔放」なのです☆。まだ、女子会には、早いかな。。
Wozniacki and Azarenka, they went somewhere to enjoy together in the off-season. All through the ages, young people would have "youthful abandon"☆. It would be too young to go to such a women's party...
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セレナさんは「行かない」と宣言しているようです。ビーナスさんは、デザインの勉強をしたいようですが、、「二人共出ないのは、まずかろう…」と言うことで、参加するようです。さすが、お姉さん☆
Serena said "I won't go there" to her older sister. Venus seems to want to learn more about design.., but she had a opinion "It would be not good we two won't go there..", so, she would go to the party. She's just older sister☆
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サムさんは「もちろん、行きます」と、快くお返事してくれたようです。男性と女性から、同じぐらい人気がありそうですね。自分にあった服装と、かわいいアクセサリーをつけて、なごみ系で参加してくれそうです。
Sam said "Of course, I'll go", she gave willing consent to it. She seems to have male fans and female fans at equal rate. She would come there, wearing nice clothes and cute accessories, she would be a person who gives a sense of peace to everyone.
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シーズンオフ、こちらも、副業で忙しそうです。「都合がついたら、是非行きます」と、断り方も、サラッとこなす。そして、都合がついたら、本当に来てくれそうです。
In the off-season, they also seems to be busy for a side business. "If my schedule permits, I'll go there". The way to turn down an invitation is kind. And If they really have enough time, they would go there.
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日本で唯一、世界のトップレベルで通用する選手。伊達さんは、スマイルで参加のようです。しかし、一番年上なのに、幼く見えます(^^;)。ついでに、練習相手も、見つけているようですね。さすが、天性の感覚です。そして…、一番食べてる気がします。。
The only Japanese tennis player who can play in the top level of the world. Date-san would go there with smile. She is the oldest player, but she would look like a younger player(^^;). And at that party, she would find the partner to practice together. That's her talent as a person. And.., she would eat a lot the most...
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あ、キムさんは、ジェダちゃん付きで、参加のようですね。まぁ、女子会だから、、ジェダちゃんもOKでしょう☆。この会の主役は、ジェダちゃんになること間違いなし。。
Oh, Kim would go there with Jada-chan. Hmm., it's women's party.., so, Jada-chan would be OK☆. Anyway, the main girl of this party would be Jada-chan...
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エナン欠席☆。あのエナンが、女子会に出席するとは思えません(^^;)。。おっと、律儀なエナンさん、欠席の理由を言っています。「この会に出席しても、人生の経験にはならないし、テニスにプラスになるわけではありません。週末は、家族と友達と過ごすのが、今の私にとって必要なことです」。堅いぜ☆。
Henin would be absent☆. I can't expect that Henin would go to such a women's party(^^;)... Oh., she seems to be integrity person, so, she said the reason of her absence. "This party would never become a experience of life and for my tennis. I need some time to spend with my family and friend in weekend". She seems to be a sober, thoughtful person☆
全て私の妄想です。ごめんなさい。単純に楽しんで下さいね！
Everything is my delusion. Sorry about that. Just enjoy!
Allez!
