The Son Also Rises
金日成から金正日に変わったときの
Timeの見出し。
金日成から金正日に変わったときの
Timeの見出し。
Michael Schumacher and David Coulthard r on safari together.
Evening comes and set up their tent.
Both go to sleep.
Coulthard wakes up in da middle of da night.
Schumacher isn't in da tent.
Coulthard can hear something coming from outside da tent,
so he peeps out and sees Schumacher running around da tent like crazy,
with huge lion chasing after him.
Coulthard shouts out,
“Run faster,he's gonna catch u!"
Breathlessly，Schumacher calls back，
“Don't worry,
I lead by three laps!"
ミハエル・シューマッハとデビット・クルサードが探検旅行に出かけた。
夜が来て、２人はテントを張り、眠りについた。
夜中、クルサードが目を覚すとシューマッハがテントにいない。
クルサードは外で何かの物音を耳にした。
そこでテントの外を覗いてみると、
大きなライオンに追いかけられたシューマッハが、テントの周りを気が触れたように走り回っていた。
クルサードは叫ぶ。
「早く走るんだ。ライオンにつかまるぞ！」
シューマッハは息絶え絶えに叫び返した。
「心配するな！ 僕のほうが３周リードしてる！」
Evening comes and set up their tent.
Both go to sleep.
Coulthard wakes up in da middle of da night.
Schumacher isn't in da tent.
Coulthard can hear something coming from outside da tent,
so he peeps out and sees Schumacher running around da tent like crazy,
with huge lion chasing after him.
Coulthard shouts out,
“Run faster,he's gonna catch u!"
Breathlessly，Schumacher calls back，
“Don't worry,
I lead by three laps!"
ミハエル・シューマッハとデビット・クルサードが探検旅行に出かけた。
夜が来て、２人はテントを張り、眠りについた。
夜中、クルサードが目を覚すとシューマッハがテントにいない。
クルサードは外で何かの物音を耳にした。
そこでテントの外を覗いてみると、
大きなライオンに追いかけられたシューマッハが、テントの周りを気が触れたように走り回っていた。
クルサードは叫ぶ。
「早く走るんだ。ライオンにつかまるぞ！」
シューマッハは息絶え絶えに叫び返した。
「心配するな！ 僕のほうが３周リードしてる！」
Q ： Why did da blonde tip‐toe past da medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn't wake up da sleeping pills.
Q : 金髪の女性が爪先立って薬棚の前を通ったのはどうしてか？
A : 睡眠薬：スリーピング ピルを起こさないように。
A : So she wouldn't wake up da sleeping pills.
Q : 金髪の女性が爪先立って薬棚の前を通ったのはどうしてか？
A : 睡眠薬：スリーピング ピルを起こさないように。
外国人とくに欧州人に日本人観を聞くと、一様に「なんてみんな好い人だ。しかしなんとつまらない人たちだ」
とよく聞く。その原因はなんだろう。
それは日本人が思っていることを率直に言わないからだとおもう。いや言うほどのものを考えていないのか。はてまたこれは我々の昔からの習慣なのかもしれない。
日本人はアメリカに行ったほうがモテる。
概して、アメリカ人は純粋で理想家で自分の主張は最上どこれが唯一無二のものと考える傾向が強い。
アメリカ人が彼一流の議論をブッタとする。
日本人は黙々とお説を拝聴する。
「イエス」と言わないかもしれないが絶対に「ノー」と言わない。
それに対して、欧州人は自分の意見をはっきり言わないヤツはバカかつんぼだと思っているような違いがあるとおもう。
とよく聞く。その原因はなんだろう。
それは日本人が思っていることを率直に言わないからだとおもう。いや言うほどのものを考えていないのか。はてまたこれは我々の昔からの習慣なのかもしれない。
日本人はアメリカに行ったほうがモテる。
概して、アメリカ人は純粋で理想家で自分の主張は最上どこれが唯一無二のものと考える傾向が強い。
アメリカ人が彼一流の議論をブッタとする。
日本人は黙々とお説を拝聴する。
「イエス」と言わないかもしれないが絶対に「ノー」と言わない。
それに対して、欧州人は自分の意見をはっきり言わないヤツはバカかつんぼだと思っているような違いがあるとおもう。
Jump salty ：get angry
Knock urself out ：have a good time
Woofing ：aimless talk，as a dog barks on a moonless night
Knock urself out ：have a good time
Woofing ：aimless talk，as a dog barks on a moonless night
Age verification is viewed as essential by some but unfeasibly others.
Anyone―adult or child―can lie about age on a free and public SNS.
Kids or predators can ezly creat new e‐mail addresses under phony mames.
Wat is more，verification sys would likely require creating a database of minors dat could be breached and abused.
SNS r finally responding to mounting pressure amid reports of teens being assaulted，exploited and abused by adults they met on Myspace.
Last yr，under pressure from state attorney general，
Myspace removed more than 29，000 registered sex offenders from da site.
Ultimately，da strongest protection come from taking personal responsibility.
There is no substitute for strong parental supervision of kids on da Internet.
And teens need to adopt a zero tolerance attitude toward abuse and suspicious activities.
Cyerspace is not Disneyland，it is da real world.
Anyone―adult or child―can lie about age on a free and public SNS.
Kids or predators can ezly creat new e‐mail addresses under phony mames.
Wat is more，verification sys would likely require creating a database of minors dat could be breached and abused.
SNS r finally responding to mounting pressure amid reports of teens being assaulted，exploited and abused by adults they met on Myspace.
Last yr，under pressure from state attorney general，
Myspace removed more than 29，000 registered sex offenders from da site.
Ultimately，da strongest protection come from taking personal responsibility.
There is no substitute for strong parental supervision of kids on da Internet.
And teens need to adopt a zero tolerance attitude toward abuse and suspicious activities.
Cyerspace is not Disneyland，it is da real world.
Users must protect selves on Myspace.
Making cxberspace a safer environ for
kids and teenagers is long overdue.
That is why it was good to see Myspace，
da popular online hangout，
pledge earlier dis week to step up protections against sexual predators and others who abuse da site.
Under agreement with attorneys general from 49 states，
Myspace is establishing new standards for online safety.
Other social networking sites，such as Facebook，Friendster，Bebo and Google Orkut，
should quickly follow Myspace's example in a expanding safeguards.
The pact is a significant step forward in dealing with da abuse,porno and bullying dat young ppl can be exposed to online.
But da agreement is not legally binding,and its effectiveness remains to be seen.
If these voluntary goals fail,then stronger protection will be needed.
Law enforcement should crack down,and Congress should consider regulating SNS more strictly or limiting their use by mimors.
Making cxberspace a safer environ for
kids and teenagers is long overdue.
That is why it was good to see Myspace，
da popular online hangout，
pledge earlier dis week to step up protections against sexual predators and others who abuse da site.
Under agreement with attorneys general from 49 states，
Myspace is establishing new standards for online safety.
Other social networking sites，such as Facebook，Friendster，Bebo and Google Orkut，
should quickly follow Myspace's example in a expanding safeguards.
The pact is a significant step forward in dealing with da abuse,porno and bullying dat young ppl can be exposed to online.
But da agreement is not legally binding,and its effectiveness remains to be seen.
If these voluntary goals fail,then stronger protection will be needed.
Law enforcement should crack down,and Congress should consider regulating SNS more strictly or limiting their use by mimors.
The doc arrived five minutes early
for a conference
on premature ejaculation，
but it was already over.
ある医者が
早漏に関する会議の開始の
５分前に到着したが、
会議はすでに終わっていた。
for a conference
on premature ejaculation，
but it was already over.
ある医者が
早漏に関する会議の開始の
５分前に到着したが、
会議はすでに終わっていた。
A blonde ordered a pizza
and da clerk asked
if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
She quickly replies
“Six，please.
I could never eat twelve pieces.”
金髪の女性がビザを頼んだ。
店の人は６ピースか１２ピース、どちらに切り分ければいいか尋ねた。
彼女は答えた。
「６ピースでお願いします。
１２ピースも食べられるはずはないから」
and da clerk asked
if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
She quickly replies
“Six，please.
I could never eat twelve pieces.”
金髪の女性がビザを頼んだ。
店の人は６ピースか１２ピース、どちらに切り分ければいいか尋ねた。
彼女は答えた。
「６ピースでお願いします。
１２ピースも食べられるはずはないから」
The Princess said dis was her soulーmate,
the man she loved more than any other,"
her former butler said. “It was a very deep and spritual relationship. I witnessed it at first hand and they were very much in love.”
He claimed dat she knew her trip to da Mediterranean with Fayed so soon after splitting up with Khan would make da consultant jealous.
Diana，36，Fayed，42，and their driver，Henri Paul，died in Paris in a car crash in Aug 1997.
Burrel said it was “impossible”that The Duke Edinburgh Would have ordered the murder of the mother of Prince William and Prince Harry，
but Mohamed Al Fayed believes dat Princess's death was engineered by British intelligence services in a plot
masterminded by The Duke of Edinburgh,
The hearing continues.
the man she loved more than any other,"
her former butler said. “It was a very deep and spritual relationship. I witnessed it at first hand and they were very much in love.”
He claimed dat she knew her trip to da Mediterranean with Fayed so soon after splitting up with Khan would make da consultant jealous.
Diana，36，Fayed，42，and their driver，Henri Paul，died in Paris in a car crash in Aug 1997.
Burrel said it was “impossible”that The Duke Edinburgh Would have ordered the murder of the mother of Prince William and Prince Harry，
but Mohamed Al Fayed believes dat Princess's death was engineered by British intelligence services in a plot
masterminded by The Duke of Edinburgh,
The hearing continues.
Diana,
Princess of Wales,
with Paul Burrel,he says she asked him to cosult a Catholic priest to see
if she could wed Hasnat Khan,a Muslim heart surgeon.The Times Sun.Jan.20 2008
The former butler told her inquest at da High Court,
dat she was condemned in harsh terms by her mother,
who was upset dat she was having a relationship with Hasnat Khan.
But after da Princess reluctantly split up with da consultant―her“soulーmate"―she used da publicity from her holiday romance with Dodi Fayed to make Khan jealous，
Burrel claimed.
On da 1st day of his evidence，Burrel，49，boasted of being at da “hub”of Diana's social circle and claimed to be da confidant to her innermost thoughts.
He said he did not believe dat Diana planned to marry Fayed,da son of Mohamed Al Fayed,da Harrods store owner,
but was “overwhelmed”by his generosity，charm，attention and good looks.
She continued，he said，to be “burning a candle”for Khan after they split up following an emotional meeting late at night in Batter sea Park in Jul 1997.
He said da couple had reached a “stalemate”cuz she could not persuade da intensely private man to embrace public life with her.
Princess of Wales,
with Paul Burrel,he says she asked him to cosult a Catholic priest to see
if she could wed Hasnat Khan,a Muslim heart surgeon.The Times Sun.Jan.20 2008
The former butler told her inquest at da High Court,
dat she was condemned in harsh terms by her mother,
who was upset dat she was having a relationship with Hasnat Khan.
But after da Princess reluctantly split up with da consultant―her“soulーmate"―she used da publicity from her holiday romance with Dodi Fayed to make Khan jealous，
Burrel claimed.
On da 1st day of his evidence，Burrel，49，boasted of being at da “hub”of Diana's social circle and claimed to be da confidant to her innermost thoughts.
He said he did not believe dat Diana planned to marry Fayed,da son of Mohamed Al Fayed,da Harrods store owner,
but was “overwhelmed”by his generosity，charm，attention and good looks.
She continued，he said，to be “burning a candle”for Khan after they split up following an emotional meeting late at night in Batter sea Park in Jul 1997.
He said da couple had reached a “stalemate”cuz she could not persuade da intensely private man to embrace public life with her.
Cold：exceeding，well，etc
Big boy：stout fellow.
But in da south，it means fool and is a prime insult.
Blowin ur top：gettin very angry；
occasionally used to mean，“He's doin fine!"
Miss Anne:a white woman
Mister Charlie:a white man
Ofay:white person
Big boy：stout fellow.
But in da south，it means fool and is a prime insult.
Blowin ur top：gettin very angry；
occasionally used to mean，“He's doin fine!"
Miss Anne:a white woman
Mister Charlie:a white man
Ofay:white person
The Natl Police Agency aims to directly impose stricter regulations and beef up its monitoring of Internet dating service operators.
警察庁は、出会い系サイトの運営者に直接、従来よりも厳しい法規制を“強化する”ことを目指している。
他動詞で、
太らせる（up）、
拡充する、beef up benefits to retired worker.
退職者の年金を増やす。
自動詞で、
不平を言う。
He is alway beefing about it.彼はいつもぶつぶつ言っている。
警察庁は、出会い系サイトの運営者に直接、従来よりも厳しい法規制を“強化する”ことを目指している。
他動詞で、
太らせる（up）、
拡充する、beef up benefits to retired worker.
退職者の年金を増やす。
自動詞で、
不平を言う。
He is alway beefing about it.彼はいつもぶつぶつ言っている。
A blind man walks into a store with his guide dog.
All of a sudden，he picks up da leash and begins swinging da dog over head.
The manager runs up to da man and asks，
“Wat r u doin？”
The blind man replies，
“Just lookin around.”
盲目の男が盲導犬を連れて店に入ってきた。
突然、男性は引き綱をつかむと、
ひょいと持ち上げ、犬を頭上でグルグルと回しはじめた。
驚いた店長が駆け寄って男性に尋ねる。
「何をしてるんですか？」
するとその男性は答えた。
「ちょっといろいろ見て回っているんです」
All of a sudden，he picks up da leash and begins swinging da dog over head.
The manager runs up to da man and asks，
“Wat r u doin？”
The blind man replies，
“Just lookin around.”
盲目の男が盲導犬を連れて店に入ってきた。
突然、男性は引き綱をつかむと、
ひょいと持ち上げ、犬を頭上でグルグルと回しはじめた。
驚いた店長が駆け寄って男性に尋ねる。
「何をしてるんですか？」
するとその男性は答えた。
「ちょっといろいろ見て回っているんです」
A guy is sittin at home wen he hears a knock at da door.
He opens da door and sees a snail on da porch.
He picks up da snail
and throws it as far as he can.
Three yrs later,there's knock on da door.
He opens it and sees da same snail.
The snail says “Wat did u do dat for？”
男が自宅でくつろいでいると、だれかがドアをノックした。
ドアを開けると、玄関先にカタツムリがいる。
男はカタツムリをつかむと、力いっぱい遠くにほうり投げた。
３年後、男の家のドアをノックする音がする。
ドアを開けるとあのときのカタツムリがいた。
カタツムリは男に言った。
「さっきはどういうつもりだったんだよ～？」
He opens da door and sees a snail on da porch.
He picks up da snail
and throws it as far as he can.
Three yrs later,there's knock on da door.
He opens it and sees da same snail.
The snail says “Wat did u do dat for？”
男が自宅でくつろいでいると、だれかがドアをノックした。
ドアを開けると、玄関先にカタツムリがいる。
男はカタツムリをつかむと、力いっぱい遠くにほうり投げた。
３年後、男の家のドアをノックする音がする。
ドアを開けるとあのときのカタツムリがいた。
カタツムリは男に言った。
「さっきはどういうつもりだったんだよ～？」