Making da rounds of da maternity ward,
a visiting obstetrician pointed to a child who was smaller and more fragile than da rest.
“Vhat's vrong vith dat one?”he asked da head nurse.
“Nuthin',doc,”she replied.
“He's a test-tube baby,and they tend to be smaller than others.”
“It just goes to show,da obstetrician said sagely,
“spare da rod and spoil da child.”