神との会話

またまた、怪鳥さんからの贈り物です。


Man: God?
God: Yes?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Of course!
Man: What's a million years to you?
God: A second.
Man: And a million dollars?
God: A penny.
Man: God, can I have a penny?

God: Yes, just wait a second.