これはかなり面白いジョークと思いますが、いかがですか？ キーワードはジョークでは、ブロンドの女性はバカ、、というのが決まりです。
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
昨日、今朝も雨が降っている。
気分直しに、、ここで１つ、ジョークを、、、！！ 結構、面白いジョークだと思いますがね、、。おそらくこのジョークはポーリッシュ、ジョークでしょう、、。
A guy was driving along a country road and noticed a farmer standing in the middle of his field in the pouring rain. He thought he might be in trouble so he stopped his car and went over and asked if he was okay.
The farmer said, "Oh yeah, I'm fine. I'm just trying to win a Nobel prize." The other guy was really confused. "How exactly?" he asked the farmer.
The farmer answers, "I heard they give it to people who are outstanding in their field."
チョッと幼稚なジョークだが、相手が、それに答えて何と言うのか、、期待しながら読んでしまう。
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!
” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
簡単な言葉遊び、、、なるほど上手いものだと感心する。これも柔軟な頭の体操だ、、。
Q.（質問） What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A. (答え） A Slipper.
こんな寒い日には、、笑いを誘う為に、久しぶりにジョークを載せて見よう、、。古株の医者と交代の若い医者、、地域巡回訪問での On the job training 中、、、で、、。
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to the new doctor.
At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."
"Huh," the younger doctor said, "pretty sneaky. I think I'll try that at the next house."
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with another woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"
"Well, just like you at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope. When I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."
こう言う悲惨な大災害の状態から、早く脱出して明るく元気を取り戻そう！！久しぶりに面白いジョークを紹介しよう、、。
二人の小さな子供の会話、、病院のクリニックの待合室で、、、、
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.
"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.
"So? Are you afraid?"
"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.
Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"
To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
笑ってあげて下さい。オチンチンを切られたら大変だよね！！
しばらくお休みしていましたが、久しぶりのジョークです。、、、米国でかなり高い得点を獲得したジョークです。ブロンドを題材にした例の間抜けのジョーク、、、
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
