これは面白いですね、、。女性は複雑? このジョークは英語の単語....pectsを使って女性を表現していますね、、。
A woman is a complicated creature. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
これは面白いですね、、。女性は複雑? このジョークは英語の単語....pectsを使って女性を表現していますね、、。
A woman is a complicated creature. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
これは面白い、、。 子供だから仕方ないね、、、。
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?”
“A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation.
“Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?”
“Well,” said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to.”
これは、面白い、、。大いに納得。最後まで読まないで、質問の答えを自分で考えてみて下さい.。 それから、答えに読み進んで下さい。
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なんだか、こんな事も起こるかもね、、。
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.
このジョークは、そのままの話で、高度な頭を使って笑いを誘うジョークではないが、奥さんの行動が素晴らしい、、。
今日も一日雨だ、、、。 雨の日はジョークで、、笑おう、、。
ちょっと、幼稚なジョークだけれど、、、これはPolish ジョークでしょう、、。
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Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir. When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"
"Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS!"
これは小さな子供の易しいジョークだけど、ジョークにする所が面白い。
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
奥さんは偉いね!! 良く分かったいるよ。
There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic "When I die I'll get it on my way up." chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the wife went up to the attic and found that the bag of money was still there. "I knew I should have put that money in the cellar!" said the old woman.
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.. 'The
material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your
stomach lining.. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can
be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the
germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the
most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone
here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering
for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a
75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
'Wedding Cake.'
お父さんは、、なかなか、、考えてるね、、。これが一番出費がかかるからね。
A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?”
Wife: I really don’t think I should say.
Husband: How about a diamond ring?
Wife: I don’t care much for diamonds.
Husband: well, then, a mink coat?
Wife: You know I do not like furs.
Husband: A golden necklace?
Wife: I already have three of them.
Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want?
Wife: What I’d really like is a divorce
Husband: Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much
特に何と言うジュークでもないが、これは言葉の遊び、、。
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
このジョークは60点ぐらいかな、、。面白いと言えば面白いけど、チョット、知的感覚が乏しいね、、。
Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an umbrella. The one with the car door said to the guy with the umbrella, "Why are you carrying that umbrella around, it isn't going to rain in the desert?" To which the guy with the umbrella replies, "Yeah・ but it keeps me out of the sun! By the way, why are you carrying around that car door, you don稚 even have a car to go with it・The guy with the car door says, "yeah, well at least if I get too hot from the sun I can just roll down the window!"
選考基準がはっきりしないが、世界で最高のジョークとして取り上げられていたジョークを紹介しよう、、。
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“