知り合いから回ってきました。
結婚についてです。
えー、翻訳するのがちょっとアレなんで、アレを色々とよろしくお願いします。
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
====================
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, " In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
====================
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
====================
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt
her.
====================
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
====================
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
====================
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
====================
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
====================
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa , a Man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
====================
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; then it was too late.
====================
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
====================
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
====================
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
====================
It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
====================
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
====================
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
====================
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
====================
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
====================
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.
結婚についてです。
えー、翻訳するのがちょっとアレなんで、アレを色々とよろしくお願いします。
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
====================
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
====================
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
====================
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, " In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
====================
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
====================
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt
her.
====================
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
====================
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
====================
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
====================
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
====================
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa , a Man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
====================
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; then it was too late.
====================
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
====================
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
====================
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
====================
It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
====================
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
====================
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
====================
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
====================
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
====================
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.