さわやか誌

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雨の日はジョークで、、 Shy Guy? (内気な男?)

2010年08月12日 20時42分01秒 | ジョーク
このところ、台風の影響で2日間、雨の日が続いている。
雨の日は、ジョークで笑い飛ばそう、、、。


この内気な男は、最後は、彼女に一発お見舞いしたね、、!!彼は頭が良いね。
それにしても、彼女は失礼な女だ、、。


A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar turn and stares at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which, he responds at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, $200?"

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