さわやか誌

定年後の人生を、思い残すことなく毎日を、さわやかに有意義に過ごしたい

雨の日はジョークで、、。 ウイットに富んだ妻、、。

2007年07月23日 11時15分27秒 | 日誌
朝の仕事は、、誰がコーヒーを入れるのか、、。主人?、妻? 
(写真のごとく、ネコも大喜びで笑う、、ジョーク)

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

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ジョークのオチは常に最後なり、、。


"HEBREWS" =ヘブライ人への手紙(聖書)
HE BREWS = 彼(男の人)が入れる


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