雨の日はジョークで、、 ”歯が痛い、、”

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it!.

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already!

I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said,

"Quick, open your mouth, honey, and show him."

勇敢な男性と思いきや、、何のことはない、。
奥さんに同情します。ゴルフとどちらが大事なのか、。

雨の日はジョークで、、 Futbol Funnies...

アメリカ人と英国人、、フットボール（Football)の違いで話が、、大笑い

An American visitor to England watched his very first football match and was struck by the differences between English and American football.

After the match he fell into conversation with one of the English players and remarked, 'You know, over in the States, our players wear thick protective clothing. You guys must be frozen stiff in those light clothes.'

'It's not so bad,' said the Englishman. 'Sometimes the ground is covered in snow.'

'You don't say!' exclaimed the American. 'What do you do about the balls? Paint them red?'

'Oh, no,' said the player. 'We just wear an extra pair of shorts.'