雨の日はジョークで、、

日本人は会社の広告、呼び込みサイン、看板の例を取っても、、どちらかと言うと、真面目なですね。　ここで、UASの会社のユーモアあるサイン、広告を紹介します。

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At a Proctologist's door
　　　"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
　　　"We repair what your husband fixed."
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Pizza Shop Slogan:
　　　"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
　　　"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
　　　"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Fence:
　　　"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
　　　"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
　　　"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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At a Car Dealership:
　　　　"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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