さわやか誌

定年後の人生を、思い残すことなく毎日を、さわやかに有意義に過ごしたい

今日も薪割り、、

2009年11月13日 19時42分22秒 | 日誌
今日の天気は曇り、、いつでも雨が降りそうな天気だ。外にも遊びにも行けず、山荘で薪割りの続きをする。

今回の薪は、ナラ材で薪には最適の木だ、、。杉材と違って硬くて重い。杉の重さの3倍はあるだろう。 斧で割るのも、硬くて斧が弾かれてしまう。



やっと、1/3 ぐらいまで薪割りが終わったか、、。腕と肩、腰が痛い、、。温泉でも入って体を解そう、、ビールが待っている。



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ジョーク、、、この子は偉い、、!!

2009年11月13日 09時56分08秒 | ジョーク

久しぶりの楽しいジョークに朝から大笑い、、!!。そばで聞いていた校長先生の態度が面白い、。


Final Exam...

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry: '9.'

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry: '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry: 'Fire truck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last five questions wrong.

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