GF_IS_IN_A_BAD_MOOD の検出

"[]"の入力が面倒なので、PocketPCのキーマップ変更するツールでもないかなと、あちこちググっていたらこんな便利なルーチンを公開している人がいた。

Coucou　　　　　　　　　Nov 3 2003, 13:50 QUOTE (2) A "GF-is-in-a-bad-mood" detector, for when I spend longer on here than I do with her! Is a frying pan attack not enough of a warning? :-) You have to learn the automated response routine. 10: RECORD LAST TWENTY SECONDS ON LOOP 20: RECOGNISE WHEN RISING INTONATION INDICATES QUESTION 30: EXTRACT KEY WORDS FROM RECORDING 40: RE-INSERT KEY WORDS INTO POSITIVE STATEMENT 50: ANALYSE STATEMENT FOR ANY POTENTIAL FLAWS 60: IF NO FLAWS GOTO 10 70: FLAW FOUND. END PROGRAM. SWITCH ATTENTION TO GF. URGENT!

なるほどなるほど。

gf: Has my mother called? u: Your mother? No. gf: I went blah blah blah and bought this necklace. u: ... gf: .... u: (realising implicit question) yes dear very nice necklace. gf: you haven't even looked, I hate you. (tears) Well it's not bug free yet...

・・・バグ入りらしい。

(図はNECソフト 手話勉強会のものをお借りしました)