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おバカな死に方♪

2013-08-20 10:44:00 | 日々のできごと
メルボルンの地下鉄、【メトロトレインズ】の動画がきもかわいい。
歌もいい感じで最近脳内リピート中です。




Set fire to your hair. (自分の髪に火を付ける)
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear. (グリズリーベアーを棒でツンツン突く)
Eat medicine that's out of date. (消費期限切れの薬を飲む)
Use your private parts as pirahna bait. (自分のナニで、ピラニアをおびき寄せる)

Dumb Ways To Die, So many dumb ways to die.x2

Get your toast out with a fork. (トーストをフォークで取りだす)
Do your own electrical work. (自分で電気工事をする)
Teach yourself how to fly. (飛び方を独学する)
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie. (2週間常温でほったらかしのパイを食べる)

Dumb Ways To Die, So many dumb ways to die.x2

Invite a psycho killer inside. (サイコキラーを家の中に招く)
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride. (クスリ密売人の新車に傷を付ける)
Take your helmet off in outer Space. (宇宙空間で自分のヘルメットを取る)
Use a clothes drier as a hiding place. (洗濯機の乾燥室に隠れる)

Dumb Ways To Die, So many dumb ways to die.x2

Keep a rattle snake as a pet. (ガラガラ蛇をペットにする)
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet. (インターネットで腎臓を売る)
Eat a tube of super glue. (瞬間接着剤を食べる)
I wonder what's this red button do. (この赤いボタンは一体何なのだろう……)

Dumb Ways To Die, So many dumb ways to die.x2

Dress up like a moose during hunting season. (狩猟シーズンにヘラジカの着ぐるみを着る)
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason. (遊びでスズメバチの巣を刺激する)
Stand on the edge of a train station platform. (駅のホームの端に立つ)
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing. (踏切で遮断機をよけて通ろうとする)
Run across the tracks between the platforms. (反対側のホームに行こうと線路を横切る)
They may not rhyme but they are quite possibly. (韻は踏めてないかもしれないけどたぶんきっと……)
The Dumbest Way To Die. (……死に方のおバカさでは一等賞)x3

So many dumb so many dumb ways to die.

Be safe around trains. A message from Metro. (電車の周りではお気をつけて。メトロより)



hairとbearとか、forkとworkとか、韻を踏んでるところもすてきですね。