アフリカにある「象牙海岸」の反乱軍(Rebels)のリーダーの副官的人物の息子、ジョセフ・ダンと名乗る人物からメールを頂いた。「象牙海岸」と聞いてすぐに「あっ、あの国か。」と判るのは、おそらく身近ではこのブログを読んでいる社会科の地理に"異常に"強い友人のＳ氏と精神科医の熊木先生ぐらいのものであろう。(笑)それくらいフツーの日本人とは縁遠い国からメールが来たのである。さて、森はなぜこのメールを受け取ったのであろうか？森は反乱軍とつながりがあるのであろうか？答えは否である。森が反乱軍とつながりがあるのは、映画「スターウォーズ」くらいのものである。(笑)さてこのメール差出人の正体は、おそらく日本なら「井川りかこ」さんという名前の人物である。なになに？実在の人物かって？気になった方は以下にリンクするブログをお読み下さい。”井川りかこ”という人物をご存知ですか。私の中ではこの女性は文字通り芸能人の「井川遥」と「RICACO」をあわせたようなとてもセクシーで活発な女性像として描かれている。(笑) それにしても、このテのメールの差出人の背景が、私の場合は日本の素敵な女性ではなくて、象牙海岸の反政府軍リーダーとつながりがあるといった設定あたり、やはり私らしいなと苦笑してしまった。いくら故ＰＬＯ議長のアラファト氏よろしく職業を「Freedom Fighter」と名乗って(笑)いても、こういう事柄で国際的にはなりたくないですよ、いやホントに。(笑) Peace Be Unto the World !!!
FROM: MR, JOSEPH DUNN.
TEL.+27-82-720-6422
SOUTH AFRICA.
BUSINESS PROPOSAL
You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you don't know me in person, First I must introduce myself I am MR. JOSEPH DUNN, The only son of the late MR. ABORO DUNN Chief Special Assistant to the IVORIAN Rebel Leader, My father Mr ABORO DUNN was murdered in the fighting dispute between IVORIAN government and the Rebels in IVORY COAST.
I decided to reach you through your address, Before the death of my father he took me to Johannesburg South Africa to deposit the sum of US$30,000, 000.00(THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS] in a private security and finance company. This problem came when a cew failed against our President Laurent Gbagbo .
General Clement Dusu Chief Rebel Leader ask my father to help him divert the funds to abroad which my father used the opportunity to deposit the money for me in case of the future because he knows that he might die when the fight began.
As a Refugees (ASYLUM SEEKERS) I am not allow to operate any bank account or to be involved in any huge financial transaction and as the only child of my father I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign partner where this money could be transferred without any problem.
If you therefore accept to assist me which I know you will, please do get in touch with me through the above telephone or e-mail address for more briefing on this business proposal .
For your assistance I have two options for you First, you can choose to have a certain percentage of the money Secondly, you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country whichever the option you choose feel free to notify me as I have also mapped out 5% of the total money to defray all the incidental expenses either of us might incur in the process of this transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership, I am willing to give you 20% of the total sum while the remaining 75% will be for me and for my investment in your country under your control.
I therefore implore you to please maintain the absolute confidentiality of this matter even if you decide not to help me. This business proposal is absolutely risk free and 100% assurance, genuine and legal.
Thanks and best regards.
MR JOSEPH DUNN.
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Dear,
I am sorry for the embarrassment this mail might cause you, as we have not met before. I am Barrister Richard Wilson, a solicitor at law, I was the personal attorney to Engineer Dean xxxx, who used to work with Shell Oil Johannesburg. Hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.
On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their children were involved in a car accident on their way from Durban, while arriving from Easter Holiday. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives, since then I have made several inquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives; this has also proved unsuccessful. I came across your name and contact while I was searching for Dean's relations hence I contacted you to assist me with this project.
I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money and properties left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the finance house where these funds were deposited. Particularly, the Security Company where the deceased has an account valued $USD10Million Dollars, last year issued me a 12 months notice to provide the next of Kin or have the fund consignment confiscated, and this ultimatum expires by next month.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two years now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceed of this deposit valued at $USD10 Million Dollars can be released to you and then you and I can share the money, 50% for me 45% for you, and the remaining 5% will be for expenses and tax.
Please, find attached, picture of the funds as was taken by my client before it was deposited at the Security company, because he made the money in one of the Oil deals he had with our Oil Minister. Also is the family picture of Engr. Dean. This is just to proof to you that my proposal is genuine. I will also procure all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.
All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this business through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Get in touch with me through my email address so that we can proceed further. Alternatively, you can mail me at richardwilson27@hotmail.com
Sincerely yours,
Richard Wilson ESq.
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FROM: MR, JOSEPH DUNN.
TEL.+27-82-720-6422
SOUTH AFRICA.
BUSINESS PROPOSAL
You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you don't know me in person, First I must introduce myself I am MR. JOSEPH DUNN, The only son of the late MR. ABORO DUNN Chief Special Assistant to the IVORIAN Rebel Leader, My father Mr ABORO DUNN was murdered in the fighting dispute between IVORIAN government and the Rebels in IVORY COAST.
I decided to reach you through your address, Before the death of my father he took me to Johannesburg South Africa to deposit the sum of US$30,000, 000.00(THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS] in a private security and finance company. This problem came when a cew failed against our President Laurent Gbagbo .
General Clement Dusu Chief Rebel Leader ask my father to help him divert the funds to abroad which my father used the opportunity to deposit the money for me in case of the future because he knows that he might die when the fight began.
As a Refugees (ASYLUM SEEKERS) I am not allow to operate any bank account or to be involved in any huge financial transaction and as the only child of my father I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign partner where this money could be transferred without any problem.
If you therefore accept to assist me which I know you will, please do get in touch with me through the above telephone or e-mail address for more briefing on this business proposal .
For your assistance I have two options for you First, you can choose to have a certain percentage of the money Secondly, you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country whichever the option you choose feel free to notify me as I have also mapped out 5% of the total money to defray all the incidental expenses either of us might incur in the process of this transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership, I am willing to give you 20% of the total sum while the remaining 75% will be for me and for my investment in your country under your control.
I therefore implore you to please maintain the absolute confidentiality of this matter even if you decide not to help me. This business proposal is absolutely risk free and 100% assurance, genuine and legal.
Thanks and best regards.
MR JOSEPH DUNN.
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
Dear,
I am sorry for the embarrassment this mail might cause you, as we have not met before. I am Barrister Richard Wilson, a solicitor at law, I was the personal attorney to Engineer Dean xxxx, who used to work with Shell Oil Johannesburg. Hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.
On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their children were involved in a car accident on their way from Durban, while arriving from Easter Holiday. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives, since then I have made several inquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives; this has also proved unsuccessful. I came across your name and contact while I was searching for Dean's relations hence I contacted you to assist me with this project.
I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money and properties left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the finance house where these funds were deposited. Particularly, the Security Company where the deceased has an account valued $USD10Million Dollars, last year issued me a 12 months notice to provide the next of Kin or have the fund consignment confiscated, and this ultimatum expires by next month.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two years now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceed of this deposit valued at $USD10 Million Dollars can be released to you and then you and I can share the money, 50% for me 45% for you, and the remaining 5% will be for expenses and tax.
Please, find attached, picture of the funds as was taken by my client before it was deposited at the Security company, because he made the money in one of the Oil deals he had with our Oil Minister. Also is the family picture of Engr. Dean. This is just to proof to you that my proposal is genuine. I will also procure all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.
All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this business through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Get in touch with me through my email address so that we can proceed further. Alternatively, you can mail me at richardwilson27@hotmail.com
Sincerely yours,
Richard Wilson ESq.
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
