A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
The husband, being the unromantic sort, replied: "I am on the toilet. Please advise."
The husband, being the unromantic sort, replied: "I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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