Where did my intelligence come from?

明日は朝早く家を出るのでいつも日曜日に紹介する英語ジョークを今投稿します。
・One day, Johnny said to his dad, "Daddy, my teacher told us today that being smart is something you get from your parents."
He then asked, "So where did my intelligence come from?"
His dad replied, "Well son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."

Another son-and-father conversation
・A father was telling his son that he needed to be more like his playmate who consistently gets high grades at school.
Father: You should be more like John. He'd doing well at school and his grades are always high.
Son: But Dad, that's not fair. John's father is smarter.
明日のダブルスの試合の他に、月曜日は会社を休んで東京都のラージボールの試合に出て、3日の祝日は地元江戸川区中央地区のシングルスの試合と続きます。9月に種を蒔いた小松菜、春菊、蕪、ミニ大根が収穫できる様になり、畑仕事も大忙しです。11月27日にはハーフマラソンが控えているのですが練習する暇がなくて完走できるかどうかも怪しくなってきました。