Ms. Short or Ms. Stout

Reader's Digest March 2017のAll In A Day's Workに載っていた話です。
A new salesman saw the name plate on my desk and said, "Sibyl Short. That's easy to remember, since you're short." The next time he visited our office, he approached me with a big smile and stated with great confidence, "Hello, Ms. Stout!"

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