Jokes from The Marines

今日は大晦日、年の終わりは笑いで締めましょう。
The Marine general went ot the doctor for his annual physical. Among the questions his doctor asked was "When was the last time you made love?"
"Oh," mused the general, "1945."
"That long ago?" asked the doctor.
"It's not so bad," said the general, pointing to his watch. "it's only 21:13."
(出典Reader's Digest 10月号)