These Students Have All the (Right) Answers

Scene: Science Class
Question: Why would we not see meteors if Earth had no atmosphere?
Answer: Because we'd all be dead.

Scene: Second-grade Class
Question: How can we show respect to others?
Answer: If you have a piece of meat, you shouldn't give it to anyone else if you've already licked it.

Scene: Social studies Class
Question: What does right to privacy mean?
Answer: It's the right to be alone in the bathroom.
思い出しました、アメリカでトイレ（大用の）にドアが付いてないのもあったことを。