My husband and I couldn't decide which jacket to buy for our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman.
"If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend," I said, "what would you get?"
"A bulletproof one," he said. "I'm married."
"If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend," I said, "what would you get?"
"A bulletproof one," he said. "I'm married."