Professional Forever Student = Professor-Comedian

08/02/2017 (evening) I ate a Porto Western dish with roasted chopped potatoes with two anchovies and gladed cheese Parmeggiano. A tasty dish!

I need to buy another canned anchovies, gladed cheese, canned crab flakes, at US$1 shop.

Why you wanted to be a professor?
Because I wanted to be "somebody" in academism.

Why you prefer to work for academism?
Because I like to study. Especially, I love to find new principles unkown to the world, in general.

Why you choose the field of social science?
Because society is a big mistery for me. Human beings' activities are sometimes too strange for me. There are lots of illogical or irrational factors in each society. They should vanish. We should abolish these factors.
I like to look for the clues of illogical and irrational systems in each society. I am highly logical and rational person, extremely. I'm suitable for the mission to promote Justice and Fairness in the world.
Thus, I chose this field.

Why you pretend to be a comedian?
Because I like to make a fool of illogical and irrational figures. They should be the aim of laugh. We should appoint their wrongdoings entirely and force them to look the mirror of truth. "Look, you are nakid, King!" We should shout loud in front of him.

Why do you think that you are suitable for your job?
Because, I have a lot of accumulated careers on this matter.
Since I was a primary school pupil, I have been a kind of trainee of this job.
Now, as a professor, I want to do the same job as a professional.
Thus, I can say, professional primary school pupil is professor-comedian.
I need to earn money as professional and I prefer being free and liberal, so I should be responsible as adult.
However, I want to keep my distinctive character, that is, full of intelectual curiosity, as much as in my school days.
I fairly do well at this point. My kids appreciate me, saying, "You are more childlike than we two."
My kids are school pupils in a public junior high.

Why did you chose to be a jurist?
Because I am a person with logical thinking and rationality.
I like to analyze the social system logically and to appoint the errors of the system.
I like to invent the better plans for society.
Law is a wise measure to construct a better society.
There are lots of trash like laws, I know.
However, we can extract the essencial of our knowledge of our society and construct a better society.
Law can use classify the things into should and should not.
In other words, right and obligation.
It's fairly easy way to think who should be responsible for the failure.
Nobody is perfect. Sometimes people make a mistake.
In this case, who should be responsible and how it should owe the sunction?
We should decide on these matters.
Law can provide the model at this point.
It would be useful after the error also. We could dispose the case, all along the lines described by law.
Highly convenient and efficient.
As a extremely rational human being, I chose to be a jurist.

Thus, you choose the place to live in versities.
That's it. I want to enjoy whole my life. Versity is a playground or amusement park for me, ideally saying.

Why you got out of Japan?
The country is unfair. No justice nor future. I have no hope in the country.
I wanted to live outside Japan, criticising harsh this goddamnit state.
Japan is No.1, counting from the very bottom of the ranking on human society in history of the universe.
I'm sure at this point. I am an exact victim of Injustice in the country.

What do you want to say to your kids?
Enjoy your life!

What is your educational motto?
Play and play. Don't be a dull boy!

Do you think that you are responsible for your kids?
Of course, yes! I'm totally responsible for my kids.
I have already indicated my plan until the last of their education.
I am well prepared person.

What's your plan?
I will be responsible until their graduation from their high schools.
I will pay their living cost and educational tutorial.
After their graduation, they should earn their living cost.

It's too simple. Nothing else?
Else what?

Else like superior education...
Not at all. I am against Japanese superior education. That's why I ran away from the country.
If my kids want to go to versities, they should go by their own will.
Will acompanies responsibility. It means cost or risk. They should pay, if they want to go.

Your kids say what?
They totally agree at this point.
My son Alex, at first, refused to the plan.
However, he finally agreed.
Clare is always likely to get independant.

Why your son didn't agree your plan, at first.
Maybe, he was too idol. He wanted to enter into DoDoMerdic superficial easy life.

And now?
I think that he understand that my plan is well done and he would be benefitted much more by this plan.
My son is pragmatic. He is easy to change his mind. Sometimes, too flexible.
Anyway, he knows that my plan is better than his illusional easy life.

What does he like to be?
I don't know. He has no concrete plan at all. He will find during his high school life.
Business school is suitable for him, in every meaning.
He isn't so abstract type person. Think and act, altogether. This is important for his education.

You explained him what did you think?
Of course! Why not? I emphathised the merits of business school repeatedly.
In any means, he should learn much at business school, especially in the course of agriculture.

He would be a scholar?
I don't know. He seems to have plan to be a scholar.
I think that he is more food related professional should be, probably.
I am a person, highly different from my kids.
I am too liberal for them. For me, they are too conservative.

A scholar should be more liberal?
Of course! Why not? If scholars were conservative, they shouldn't exist.
Scholars are valuable, because they are more liberal and can play the extreme role in the limit area, protected by Gods of Academism. They are a kind of marmots of Gods. They participate in experiments in every meaning.
Conservative life is experienced by ordinary common people as their daily life.
Sholars are different. They should play the experimental roles. Thus, versities have been established.
Without liberalism, they should vanish.
Reason of existance of versities is located in experiment.
We are scholars of social science. We ourselves should do the extremely liberal job as our mission to show our value as acadeicians.
We are pets of Gods of Academism, Culture, Intellectuality, Curiosity, Knowledge, Innovation, Invention, Discovery, Challenge, and so on.
Of course, we are not Gods. We are only human beings. The existance of the lowest category in FAUNA & FLORA.
We need to keep the limit as human beings. We shouldn't be inhuman.
We are not robots. We are not Frankensteins. We are human beings.
And we scholars have a mission highly respected by others, that is, we play the role of more uncommon person in the world. In short, the more distinctive or different from others, the better.
Ordinary common life is not for us.
We should complete our mission, on each way.
The most liberal means most free from prejudice.
My aim is to be the most non-prejudiced person in history in the universe.

We don't need to apple polish to others. Don't need to do so even to Gods.
We enjoy our lives as I like. More free life, as far as possible, within the limit as human beings.
Inhuman treatment, not at all! We are mormots of Gods, not those of DoDoMerdas.
Among Human beings, physical and psychological experiments are prohibitted, generally speaking.
Only some extreme conditions, they can be done, under the strict control of fair organizations.
Inhuman experiments aren't admitted at all, in any meaning.
We should divide should and shouldn't, on the obvious way.
Vague isn't the word for us.
Vague, vapid, vacant are the 3ks, not suitable for us, common people.
If you feel these 3ks, meeting some figures, they should be DoDoMerdas.
An easy test to recognize them.

The above are my image interview with the versity staff in the near future.
I really want to have a job.
I want to take advantage of my career. I don't abandon my odd experiences, even they were too harsh for me.
I have intelligence to analyze the fenomena and classify them adequitely, deduce the law or principle from it and get use of it for the better society.

I will work for various institutes related to superior education.
We will meet you soon.
Now I am in Shirakawa and thinking of my departure from Japan.
Japan is not my place. I was dissapointed with the country, entirely.
I was too stupid not to know the fact.
Now I got to know, thus, I will leave here. Logical and rational thinking, we can use.
In Japan, there is no versity at all.
All versities are just the entrance to INFERNO.
I love to enjoy my life. I love happy life.
Unhappy life finders are versity professors in Japan.
Their life is so messy and miserable and unhappy.
They call unhappiness happiness. This hypocracy I can't put up with.

Bye, versity professors in Japan. You are the losers, in any means.
You call "lost" "won". You shall die, holding accumulated lost battles.
We have no time for losers.

They aren't versity professors. They are just OPPABU-BABAA and TESTACLES HOSTS.
They are just DoDoMerdas.
No exception. Anyone can feel strange when it hear the evil treatment to its colleague. They are indifferent from others' direct information.
You have no chance, DoDoMerdas. Only one merit has already vanished from your body and soul.
Intelligence, you would have been proud of, perhaps.
Now, you are just rubbish, professors. Mechanical formalities and compliments.
You lost your heart already.
You would be hold by your dearest partner, professors.
You know, now, every one knows that professors in Japan are old kinky bugs, no exception.
Your position shall be the aim of contempts.
The fact was already revealed.
You don't want to believe the fact.
However, we know already. Even Miyuki, the latest learner, recognizes it.
You shall die, all Alzheimer suffering patients.
Your memory is now lost, you know.
How many times you met Miyuki, do you remember?
Probably not.
Do you understand that you allow the police's wrongdoing?
Not at all. You are writing a letter to her, as usual, on the next meeting about useless time consuming pseudo activity to maintain the appearance as versity, aren't you?
Strange to say, we have the same feeling just like you. We are too indifferent from your death, Japense versity figures.
When did you suffer from the serious brain disease?
For a long time. Your disease progresses day by day. You didn't notice it at all.
You always don't recognize at all. You've lost recognition ability.
Who notices it? No one. Miyuki noticed. Only one person who noticed it. Why she is a slow learner.
She believed that you were clever and superior education weighed a lot.
She couldn't run away from the sinking Japan.
She now started to run away. The last ship to leave here.
She is ready to run away. The ship is also maritime use.
She should be a captain of the ship to offend Japanese society.
She was betrayed by Japanese society. The last one, you've lost.
She was no more the proof of Japanese versity professors' conscience.
Only she knows that you were the aim of laughs for common people now.
She knows too much on Japanese Society.
She is clever than you, old kinky ex-testacles hosts.
She didn't recognize it.
She thought that you were brighter than she.
She compared the intelligence between her acquaintances and common people.
She is so normal to understand the difference.
She decided that professors are really idiots.
As a consequence, she became in doubt.
Why they are so dull and stupid? Professional disease!
That's it. There is a proof that the some professors in medical hospitals can go to work during their medical treatment in the versity campus.
They can work, because the medical doctors allow to work in Japan.
Absurd system. Workable figures can be hospitalized in medical institutes.
Medical treatments in Japan have no scientific ground at all.
Because the public agencies don't require it.
Old kinky doctors can do as they like. IDIOCRACY has been realized in this field much earlier than MIYUKI got to know it.
Masao SEKINE is an example. He could be hired by his personal relationship with the local power holders.
They needed to the figure do the required job. Dirty job, they know.
To avoid the bad reputation, to give a medical treatment to pupils.
Dirty job, however, they pay. They do, as they like.
They did, as they liked.
They wanted to it, so they did.
How much kinky, they did. They did as they liked.
The same contempt they should feel, or, vanish, just leaving their shame in their history.
BIKINI-DAY? Do you mean? Atomic bomb explosion day? Bikini should be worn day?
Educational Committee in the local town?
What did they do?
They talked on how to abort the targeted girls.
They bought girls and paid for the abortion.
They did as they like, raping, peeping Toms, maniacs.
They did under the adequate instruction of Masao SEKINE.
They concealed the facts and SEKINE did the same.
The easy going SEKINE, convenient disposable sex orientater in SHIRAKAWA.
They pretended to be a doctor and played the game.
Infants in kindergardens are victims of that.
Incredible! Common people say so.
However, we know that there is a black rumour in the region. Miyuki was new to Shirakawa and didn't know it.
She was one of the example that "ignorance saves her life". Slow learner's privilege, maybe.
Shota is more clever than Miyuki and understand the meaning.
He was more early leaner at this point.
No play game arround there. That means "it" values.
Miyuki thought that the region were too more rural than SHIRAKAWA.
She doesn't know the fact at all.
She doesn't know YABUKI means at all.
The darkest place in FUKUSHIMA prefecture.
The fatus should be buried under the field of the mountains.
They can do as they like.
Junior high are enough to do it.
There are lots of old kinky bugs laughing at the ignorance of girls.
The rumours are reality. MIYUKI should know it.
KOUNAN was the dirkest place. She didn't know the meaning.
Lots of girls without boys. Nothing to do.
Teachers are old and want to find love affairs.
Shoji is also the aim of the rumour. Why he should be a aim?
He was not bad when he was in Shirakawa Central.
Rather, good and logical person, we believed.
He was Makiko's responsible.
He moved to YABUKI junior high and MIYUKI heard a strange rumour that he was punished by photographing girls.
MIYUKI and MAKIKO felt strange. He was an ordinal teacher. Science, the two loved. MIYUKI recognized that he was logical person. Why he?
Probaby he was a victim of lynch, which MIYUKI has received. The rumour ran arround and he was in trouble.
He didn't know the rumour. Strange rumour makes a people ununderstandable.
"He? Really?" Makiko asked to his father. I don't know. Someone says. Just it.
He really had nothing to do. Sometimes runour gave a damage to someone. The YABUKI junior high itself is the darkest place in the world.
The other rumour, which MIYUKI heard when she was in high school was the real one.
Strange and real one, the dirkest side of rural zone.
Junior high? Miyuki was astonished. And then, thought of the runour. Laughing story? No. Why? Because too much strange and nasty. Terrified. Miyuki should know the reality.
KOUNAN is just the entrance. MIYUKI should visit the town. Yes, she would go.
Even the story has black side, we should know the fact. Even YABUKI, maybe, there are some people.
There are some strange rumour on YABUKI arround. WHY?
OK. MIYUKI accepts the offer. Thriller type. MIYUKI's demerit. HOWEVER, she does do it. Should do it.
KOUNAN is not attractive and she denied it totally. This is out of our plan.
Even liberalist, parent should go to the candidate school of her son's entrance exam. We thought.
However, MIYUKI denied the possibility at all, saying "NO ALTERNATIVE AT ALL pratically." Alex was astonished at her decision. Double chance? Why she abandons? She disliked KOUNAN so much. Despite the name, it was totally anti-attractive for her. No substitute for Business School. Out of mind. That's it. She ended the story like that.
We should admit our failure. She should know that our superiors are not perfect. She is too much simple-minded, according to them.
Anyway, MIYUKI accepts the offer. And do her own job. Yes, we should attack the darkest part of the city.
Miyuki is ready to go. Now, we offer you, Miyuki, you are our team leader!!! You will laugh at us, entirely.
OK, I'm a kind of ITTEQ members. Don't worry. I will do my best as always.
MIYUKI, in her ULTRA space guard chief of our team, are leaving Japan, alone, far from her family.
Her family doesn't know she is the secret chief of our team.
Thus, she is latent jobless MIYUKI as always, for them.
OK., I'm Mr.KIN of TOOYAMA Family. They shouldn't know my superiors' mission.
Yes, common people shouldn't understand what we are doing in effect.
Our mission is not-undesrtandable for others.
Don't worry. We'll get a big result from this investigation.
MIYUKI's chance to be a team leader of her own team. Always the top and the last. You should get rid of the confortable position. Everyone wants to rule the world, except MIYUKI. That's the problem. She is a kind of unintentional murderer. Why you choose it? Her response is always logical. This causes problems.
Thus, we need special job researcher for her own. She is out of mind for our special ruling jobs.
She wants to attack to the enemies. Only attacking, no defense, makes MIYUKI most enjoyable. She knows the doctorine, thus she does. She wants to be independent. however, lerning leadership is not a bad study. OK. I do leading job. I will me the best laughing team in the world in 2017.
Laughing YOGA? Nonsense. We should do our job, laughing at DoDoMerdas.

Vanish! DoDoMerdas!

Thus, MIYUKI is being a good team leader of NZ. This is written by Banana MATSUO.
We appologize MIYUKI's spelling mistakes and allow you the tolerant attitude for her dialect and lack of ability to understand our order. She sometimes too much logical to play the game.
Anyway, Miyuki will have a new job, maybe, if she does a good job, continuously.

Special thanks to everyone! Especially for her confusing resolution. Anyway, she is a lucky girl, in any means.
Slow learner would be the biggest! Sleep well and you would be cleverer! Brush your teeth well, Clare! Or your teeth will cause another problem in your mouth!
BABAN-Ba-Ban-Ban-Ban, Ah, ViVa-Non-Non, BaBanBa-Ban-Ban-Ban, a nice hot spa here, we adore, A nice hor spa here!
A steam got a water drop and fell from the ceiling...

This is a song of SPA in 1970s. There is a palody song by Drifters, a Japanese comic band. We common people grew up with the song. The team leader was Chousuke IKARIYA, famous for his Gorrilla like long face and his characteristic fat lips.

Thus, good night everyone! Miyuki will go to bed now! Good dream!!!!

Sai-Yuu-Ki or Adventures of GOKUU, Non-Fiction Version (Project)

08/02/2017 (afternoon) I ate a fried soft TOFU wich leek oil and MISO paste for lunch, easy castard sweet and green tea soaked in the ironcast kettle for dessert.

I really think that skimmed milk like liquid damages the taste of sweet. Just like YUKARI. Only one cheap ingredient with bad taste gives a damage to whole sweet. Mari KITADA at Kyorin University is also one of these examples. Her existance gives a total damage to Japanese Family Law. "Only with 44 years old, she is so anacronistic like a female of feudal area? ", people in global society would be astonish her conservatism.
"Oh, she is one of the pupil of Prof.TANAMURA of WASEDA Univ., renoun for his liberal approach?! Then, Japanese Family Law education is so out-of-time one, presumably." Their conversation would continue like this.

"She confused Heig Treaty with Wien Treaty repeatedly!" "He made a mistake even on her doctral theme!" "Young Alzheimer, she suffers from maybe." "Is she good at English?" "I don't know. I've never heard that she spoke other languages at all." "How she got the doctral degree?" "Maybe, through her personal communication with her boss." "Aha! I know it. "It", probably." "Do you think that she is charming." "Hummmmm. She looks young at her age." "Yeah, that's right. Considering her age, she looks young. Yeah. However, this photo is before the surgery.""Yeah, that's it. When did she do the surgery?" "Probably, several years before her employment in Kyorin."
"I know. I have another example of this type. The damage by the bad operation forced Kyorin to employ her and conceal in the versity. " "That's it.Dr.Miyuki SATO deduces the construction. Why she looks so swine-like in front of her, different from the impression of the photo? This is her several months question on "it". " "She put her a nickname "Cho-Hakkai" after the story of Chinese Super-Monky hero. The novel is brilliantly famous in the world. This is one of the inspirational saurce of DRAGON BALL Z." ""Cho" means pig and "Hakkai" means 8 prohibittions. It is the name of the supporter of the Hero "SON-GOKUU". GOKUU is also the hero of DRAGON BALL Z. SON is a highly common Chinese name, counterpart of SATO in Japanese. Cho-Hakkai is the monster of a wild pig. He is eager to eat anytime, without limit. There is an ANIME version of SON-GOKUU story or SAI-YUU-KI, which is called "Adventures of GOKUU" or "GOKUU-NO-DAI-BOUKEN!" in Japanese.

Sai-yuu-ki means "The story on trip to western world". There are lots of good interpretations of the original book writen in Chinese.
This is not only a fiction. Historically saying, a renoun bonz or monk in Buddism called SAIZO-HOSHI went to visit to India to learn the real Buddism all over the HYMARAYAN mountains and after the learning he came back with a lot of books in the rolls like toilet papers, heavily valuable at that age, from India.
The trip was so difficult that any one couldn't believe that he could do it only by his power. Thus, people thought that he had been protected by lots of powerful monsters like Son-Gokuu, Cho-Hakkai, Sago-jou.

The popular story recalls me "Wizard in OZ". Dorothy aims the castle, in which a wizard lives, according to the residents in a strange country called OZ. In her case, robot like metal man, scareclow, supperted her trip to meet OZ Wizard.

Anyway, the Chinese counterpart of OZ is modified version of real story grounded on the histrical facts.
"SAGO-JO" is a monster who lives in each river. In Japan, the same monster is called "KAPPA". He looks like a turtle combined with a bold man.
"KAPPA" in Japanese has another meaneng, namely, a mackintosh.

In Japan, there was a movie called "Great GAPPA". Gappa is a change of sound due to smooth pronunciation in case of lieson.
And "Ama-Gappa" is really rainy wear, that is mackintosh. AME is rain and Ama is a modification of AME.

In Japan, peeping toms or rapists or sexual attackers are called "ERO-GAPPA".
"ERO" comes from "Eros" in western language originally. I myself feel that Eros has an assertive conotation.
In Brazil, there is a famous jurist called Eros Grau. He is a constitutionalist. His name isn't strange in Brazil at all.
However, in Japan, "ERO" means just "kinky". There is a remark that signifies "ERO-GRO-NANSENSU".
This is Japanglish, which means "Erotique, Grothesque and Non-sense". That is, there is no content, just provocation of sexual conotation, like 3rd class pornography.
In short, non-sense gags with the flavour of dirty sex.
Thus, "ERO-GAPPA" signifies rapists or sexual offenders.

When Alex was on the 1st grade in Primary School, YUKARI began to criticise me to having named Alex. According to her, Alex would recall "Eros" and he would be made a fool of other mischivous boys.
I was in wonder. "For me, the pronounciation of "Alex" is far from "Eros" and "Eros" is respectful name in Brazil. Why she warries about it, imagining her own strange story?"
YUKARI has been strange, since she was young. Her imagination is always skewed. Her subjective world has no parsuasive value at all. However, she believes that repetition of her divine opinion forces other members of our family to do as she likes. It doesn't mean the power of persuasion, but just threatning and disturbence to others. She always uses this technic. Long unilateral declaration of "I think that...." without any objective reasoning. Just repetition of the same remarks, for more than 40 years.

Alex insisted that there were "SADOU-Bu" or Tea celemony club in KOUNAN, thus he wanted to enter into.
I believed his remarks that he should be responsible for his choice of life. In case of the mistake, the error costs too much expensive. And the cost should be owed only by him.
However, this morning, I have found that Business School also has tea ceremony club. His remarks were a big error.
I remember that recently YUKARI used PC on the desk of my father. I didn't know what she was searching.
However, she started to search suddenly and after several minutes of search, she ended the job. She repeated the conduct several time consecutively. Now she doesn't use PC anymore.
Maybe, YUKARI investigated on KOUNAN and found some attractive words for ALEX and informed the result to call Alex's attention. She wanted to pretend that she were more earger to his high school choice like his "maternal existance", instead of me.
However, YUKARI is so broken mentally and couldn't compare the two schools at all. She just taught the fact that KOUNAN has tea ceremony club.
She always used PC when Alex was absent. It means that she wanted to pretend to be superior to Alex on the knowledge on KOUNAN.
She just responds by instinct, without reason. Thus, the rivalty against me occupies larger space in her mind.
For her, KOUNAN or Business School doesn't mean at all. Just a counter-response to me, she wanted to recommend KOUNAN, instead of Business School, which I recommend him strongly.

She moves ony by instinct. She thinks that I were her eternal rival. Thus, all my choices should be broken by her. This is the cause of tragedic-comedy in our family.

Then I got to recognize the practical policy for this case. It is, "Miyuki plays the role of a villain in the family". In YUKARI's illusion, YUKARI is a super hero, who is powerful and superior to her evil sister Miyuki.
Thus, I just play the role of the villain. I disobey the order of my mother, as a liberalist. However, YUKARI's interpretation, I were so evil to disobey the superior. That's it! Super hero YUKARI!
I should notice the measure earlier. Anyway, I got to discover the best pragmatic solution on this problem.
"Hero Miyuki" is the most haterid version for YUKARI's feeble-minded brain. Now as you know, she moves just like a zombie, only by instinct. Avoiding to stimulate her and pretendin to be a villain!!!
And I am good at playing any role. Even the role of DoDomerdas, I would play! I know a lots of samples. I can play the comical version of DoDoMerdas' society's existance, sarcastrically with a lot of irony.

As a matter of fact, in case of SATO family version, my role is easy to play. Because I just continue to be a liberalist. For her, liberalism itself is her enemy no.1. I am a real villain for her, in effect.
Furthermore, this role makes me more relieved phycologically, because I don't need to feel agonized contradiction within my heart.
For example, my mother started to shut the rain window for Alex in the evening. The rain window is the door that makes shut the sunbeam and enterance of rain inside the house, and also coldness in winter. This system is commonly used in Japanese house.
I recognized my mother by herself shutted the window, however, I hasitated to help her. Because she did it by her protectionalism. As a liberalist, I couldn't help her. I felt a bit sorry not to help her.
However, now I, a villain, was claimed by her to YUKARI. "Your goddamnit sister didn't help me to shut the rain window of her son's room. She's really evil and mentally ill. You know, she is too arrogant. Probably her versity maked her rotten. Goddamnit Tokyo University!" like this.
Now, Super hero YUKARI gets up from her long sleep of siesta and decides to earn points by way of helping her mother, I imagine.

I've already experienced this measure, half unconcsiously. My mother came back from her shopping with two big bags of heavy dairy foods. At the entrance, she called YUKARI's name, thinking that I were YUKARI, when I was in the kitchen, 7 meters distant from the site.
I replied like that, "I'm Miyuki, not YUKARI." She stopped to talk to me. I continued "May I help you?" She said "No."
Then YUKARI dashed out from her dark private room to help her to bring the heavy bags.

Only after my denial, she dushed out. Until, she just heard her voice. She really moves by her instinct of rivality. Only the presumable necessity, she can't move.

I remember the scenes in Hachioji. Clare and Alex were in the living room combined with the kitchen. I entered in the living room. Clare wanted to drink a glass of vegitable juice in the refregirator, only 1 meter from her.
YUKARI was lying in the bed, as usual in Clare's room, beside the living room. Clare called her, "YUKARI, bring me a glass of vegitable juice!", in a loud voice.
I scolded Clare because of her idolness. I said, "You are much nearer than she. Why you have to call her? It's unnecessary. You yourself should take a glass of vegitable juice."

Astonishingly, everytime, YUKARI got up from the bet like a zombie from the tumb, mechanically took a glass of vegitable juice and served for Clare.
I felt strange. "She is a real gorem in a bible, moved by my kids, has no soul."

The strange scene had been repeated until the departure of her from our residence, on July 4th, 2015.

She can work, only by the instinct of rivality for me. Her movement is brutal and rough. She starts to work abruptly.
My kids got to know the character of the doll made of mud much earlier than I. Thus, they played the role of the superiors, like a magician in a Rolling's story.

My kids oftenly said in a loud voice, "YUKARI's dishes are much more delicious than MIYUKI's." I got upset, because I know that YUKARI can't make more than baby foods, mashed line and roux tablets line.
"Are my kids crazy? They have no sense of tongue?!", I worried.
For them, YUKARI is a gorem servant. Her work are badly done, however, better than nothing. Convenient, at least, if they know how to order. Rivality to MIYUKI is the key frase.

Lost all her recognition ability, she can move in this insinct.
Rivality is so strong. Pride is located near rivality.

Thus, our protectionalits only hope me to continue to play the role of a villain, in other words, the more liberal Miyuki is, the better they can put up with the situation of coexistance with the muddy figure YUKARI.

Returning to ERO-GAPPA, I met a figure that represents the word exactly at TSUDA Women's College.
Her name is Chizuru MISAGO and actual responsible of the course of International Affairs.
I've already written that she abused me physically and psychologically also on this blog.
Her major is public hygine, a strange subject as Superior Education.
She or he, I don't know exactly. She usually wears male SARUSHI suits and always in doubt on how to use xerox machine. Every time, it asked help to the clerks. They looked to put up with its extra-ordinary forgetfulness. Every time, they taught how to put the button. However, next time, the same thing. It is a distinctive figure at this point.

Suddenly, soon after the nomination as the responsible, it changed the clothings. It began to wear Japanese formal clothings, called KIMONO.

When I met her in KIMONO at the xerox room, I was astonished at the nasty impression and smell.
Usually, Japanese KIMONO gives an impression of "purity" "strictness" "formality" to whom see it.
It was my first case to encounter with the figure the opposite impressions.

Since then she appeared in the same dirty formal wear in public. At a glance, I felt nasty.
"She doesn't know how to wear at all!", I understand. I know how to wear. It's not so difficult to use some technic. Just try to keep the strict form of the lines. Use lots of bands. I've learned it from my dear grand mother Ume YAMAGUCHI.
It's difficult to wear by oneself. However, with the assistance of your friends, it's easy.

I tried to put Clare on easy type summer KIMONO called YUKATA. Clare insisted to buy it for her. It costed US$100 at all, clothing, special shoes called ZOURI, a bag. A bit expensive for me. There are some cheaper clothings. However, I recommended her to buy cotton ones, even it is expensive than the cheapest and to buy the largest one. I bought the YUKATA for 172cm at hight. In case of KIMONO, it's easy to shorten the length.
Then, we visited a small evening festival near the residence. The important is don't give a nasty impression to others, when you wear KIMONO. I did the KIMONO putting on others. If you want, I will do for you. A bit time consuming rather than western wear to prepare for it. However, KIMONO wearing is an amusing experience, I think.

Her surneme is Misago. Jou signifies "Madomoiselle" in Japanese. KIMONO wearing symbolise its desire to be a young lady, namely, "Jou". Thus, her nickname is Misago-Jou.
Now, you can split the words after Mi-. Therefore, "Mi-SAGO-JOU". She turned to be KAPPA.

And her impression was so dirty and nasty that made me image sexual abuse.
Thus, now she became "ERO-GAPPA"!

And, coincidently, its hair is semi-bold. That is its appearance resembles KAPPA itself.
Its hair was estended from the center of the top of its head to outward like spines. This is a evident character of KAPPA's head. What a coincident! I was deeply impressed.

If people see it, the first impression is really ERO-GAPPA. I'm sure for it.

According to the site, she got doctoral degree from London University. See:

http://kgpublic.tsuda.ac.jp/view?l=ja&u=27&a2=0000001&a3=0000003&kc=1&o=namea&pp=50&sm=affiliation&sl=ja&sp=1

I am so sorry that I couldn't find a photo of it. It was really a strange creature.


Thus, I found two protagonists of "SAI-YUU-KI" or "Advenchers of GOKUU". CHO-HAKKAI or Swine Monster Mari KITADA and ERO-GAPPA or Mi-SAGO-JOU Chizuru MISAGO, in my real life.

Now I must find Super Monky Son-GOKUU. Maybe, I will find some similar existance among my relatives. Some of my relatives resemble apes.

My daughter Clare is a pretty young junior girl. However, her impression is rather Boss Gorilla.
Her face looks like Allie MIZUSAWA, an artist famous for plastic surgery. My daughter isn't artificial type at all. However, her face sometimes looks MIZUSAWA and sometimes HAKUOU, the strong SUMOU wresler in Japan, who came from Mongolia.

SON-GOKUU is more spider monky type, not Gorilla type. Maybe, we'll find the suitable one for the play very near the future.

Vanity Versity Directory

08/02/2017 (morning) It's cloudy today. The weather forcast says it would snow tomorrow.
I cooked a rizotto de queso Parmiggiano con anchovas y cebolla and caffe latte. The Peruvian anchovy at the price of US$1 per tiny box is highly delicious and fits rice dishes.

Until now, I repeatedly have written on the dull idiot idol lecture colleague Mari KITADA. The episode is one of the kinkiest episode that she herself told for us in the welcome party for her.

According to her, she graduated from some fuculty of literature in some university and entered in Graduate School of Faculty of Law in WASEDA Univ. There she met a boyfriend and got married.
After graduating from the doctoral course, she entered into Law School at WASEDA Univ. and his husband failed to enter.
She began to give a lecture in 2015 (according to her) or in 2012 (according to Dean OOKAWA).

Her major is International Family Law and she got a doctral degree soon after her hiring at our univ.
She wrote some articles, almost all of which were the same in the contents. Double or triple publication? No! Sixtet publication. Indeed. You can see her career in this site:

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30075

　Check also her nose. In this photo, her face looks much younger. However, don't forget that she is 44 years old and her nose is changed by plastic surgery.

She belonged to Prof.Masayuki TANAMURA's seminar. Prof.TANAMURA has been categorized in a "liberal streem of Japanese Family Law".

See: http://www.waseda.jp/hougakubu/main/faculty/f_tanamura_masayuki.html

However, according to her, this professor is only a kinky old bug. He likes to dine and pass night with female pupils like her. She was proud to the memory with the nights passing beside him. She confessed it in front of us.

The most kinkiest episode is on reproduction problem.
She and her husband decided to have a baby. What is the first thing they did? Guess what!

Also according to her, they went to see Prof.TANAMURA and asked him an allowence to prepare for having a baby!
They needed to get the boss's addmission to make love even after their wedding!!!
I was astonished at her remarks but I kept silent.
She continued to say proudly, "I am good at preparing before doing something. It's called "NEMAWASHI" in Japanese. For team work, everything should be prepared. We shouldn't give a damage to others. So we begged an addmission to our boss and we got it. After that, we started to make a baby."
I was apalled and stopped eating for a while. "This swine is proud of begging to her superior even to make love with his husband! Absurd! Prof.TANAMURA is so queer that he didn't feel strange at this point, although he is a renoun Family Law professor in the extreme liberal current. Japanese Family Law is so feudalistic."

Her behavour is also queer. She rides a motor bike with 750cc over, according to her. Her husband rides Haley Davidson. They had a touring. They were also camp goers, when they were versity students. He works and helps her domestic tasks, because he is inferior to her. They have a daughter at 6 years old. If she goes back late due to the parties with her male colleagues, her husband takes care of their kid.
She established a company when she was in a graduate student, in which, she employed her colleagues.
She worked for LEVRON, an international cheap cosmetic company.
They live in SHIMOKITAZAWA, near MITAKA campus of Kyorin Univ.
It took 2.5 hours from her residence to Kyorin univ. Hachioji Campus, according to her. That was the reason that she bought a Folks Wagen in May, 2015.
Sometimes, she left the war on a private car parkind near JR station and passed a night in Hachioji, when she had a night meeting with someone.
I met her at JR station in the morning coincidently and she picked me up to the new FW and I heard thise stories directly from her.

The same car parking was used by her ex-colleague of Prof.TANAMURA and actual colleague of us Kiwamu FUJIWARA.
She was accustomed to get along with him in her graduate school days and called him, "My boy, Fujiwara!" even in front of our superiors at Kyorin Univ.
It's FUJIWARA, who introduced her to Dean OOKAWA.

Concerning him, see:

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30065

Strange to say, FUJIWARA disliked to be refered to be called "My boy, Fujiwara!" in public. He even avoided to be mentioned being her ex-colleague in front of us.

FUJIWARA has a daughter of 4 years old or so, whose name is YURI, exactly same as his another male colleague YURI KIMURA. Once, when I worked with him, I appointed the fact. He started to evade the topic.

FUJIWARA has a wife, who works for JETRO, Japan External Trade Organization and earns much more than him.
He lives very near in MITAKA campus, in front of the park called "INOGASHIRA-KOUEN", highly near KITADA's residence.

He is plump and bold. For us, he looks flabby. However, he said to us that he was doing exercise. I informed how he was saying to my pupils and they commented, "Incredible! He is just fat."
Accoridng to him, he was a club member of athletics in high school, his specialty was a middle distance running.

According to him, in our faculty, there are two other ex-athiletics club members in their school days.
One is Takashi SAITO, whose major is Ecologycal Economy. He has a wife and the couple are president and vice president of Moris Dance Association in Japan, according to him.
His speciality was long distance running, according to FUJIWARA.

Concerning to him, see:

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30046

Another is Hidetoshi HANDA, who is a Testacle Pet of ex-dean Kazuaki MATSUDA, whose major is Japanese history.

Regarding HANDA, see:

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30064

When I was at Kyorin Univ in 2015, he was the youngest among us, with his age 40.
He is a son of a rich physician. Her elder sister was excellent at study performance and became a medical doctor. He was expected to be the father's successor. However, he wasn't good at study and frustrated the dream when he was in junior high, according to Yuri KITAMURA.

His story recalled me the memory of Masato SEKINE, on which I've already wrote on my blog.

There are running or jogging lovers in our faculty.
Yuri KIMURA was a MARUNOUCHI-Jogger, according to her. She lives in YUKOHAMA. She really wanted to get married someone, however, she herself said to others that she couldn't get married because of her tall height of 170cm or so.
For me, 170cm isn't enough to say "tall". I hope to have 185cm, if I can. My daughter Clare thinks also, "The bigger, the better". Clare is 167cm at hight and the second tallest girl in her class. The highest girl has 171cm and Clare envies her hight.

KIMURA said to us thar she is a diet mania and fond of various exercese like baseball, golf, marathon running, jogging etc. She looked to have plenty of time to pastime. She practically lives in Thailand and sometimes appears in our faculty. As soon as the long vacation starts, she vanishes. Everyone says that she is in Thailand.

Despite her effort, since 2013, she got fatter. I sometimes was surprised at her wide waist. Why she suddenly got fat?! I wondered.

And also, since in this period, her clothings have changes abruptly. She sometimes wears ethnic ones, sometimes pseudo CHANNEL designs. Her fashion sense wan't so bad. However, suddenly, she became totally plain in 2015. She looked like an old domestic wife, in addition, the rural version.
One day, in June, 2015, when I met her in front of the elevator in the building of our office, I was astonished at her appearance. She wore dirty jeans with plain middle aged agricultural old ladies like jacket and a rural hat. It looked to fit to weeding with scythe.
Another day, she appeared in brilliant blue-gray mackintosh, despite the hot sunshine blue sky.

Regarding to her, see:

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30040

She was so arrogant and always pretended as if she were superior to others. I was in doubt about her intelligence and common sense entirely. However, I kept silent.
As an office worker, she was desqualified. She just ordered her flamboyant instruction to her inferiors like HANDA and ARAI.
ARAI moved to Asia University. He graduated from Rikkyo Univ.
When I asked her to hand me the forms of her data as a member of Committee for Students' Campus Life, she declared to me, "I have no habit to make a form. I did my work totally by ad-rib. I have no data at all."
I asked her, as my duty of the commitee member, not for myself. However, she refused to me. She really does the job like that? Who can put up with working with her?
For me, she is a miniture version of idiot power holders.
Her major is cooporation management related with Thailand.

One more figure who likes marathon running is KITAJIMA. See:

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30030

His major is also related with Thailand. He is a conformist entirely. He can't decide at all and can't inform the fact to the superiors either. He is mentally desqualified as versity related.
However, he was promoted rapidly much more than I.

In addition, Hiroshi OKAMURA is a sport lover.See

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30029

Plenty of sportive type were there at my faculty. However, I didn't see their athletic scene at all. They said that they were sportive, however, I had nothing to conferm if they lied or not.

Mari KAWAMURA is an ex-tenise queen in Graduate School of Kobe Univ. See:

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30028

She herself admitted that she was mentally ill and needed to take a lot of rest.

Takao NAITO is a baseball lover and a responsible of the club team at Kyorin Univ.
He himself was an ex-base ball kid at high school. He showed me his photo of the period. He looked like a monky.
Now, he seems like Foie-Gras completely. Do you know another domestic animal similar to him? I want your opinion. Of course, I like to receive objections.

See: http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30038

My pupils said that he looked like swine rather than Foie-Gras.
His major is counting.


Nobuhiro TANAKA is another ex-tenin boy. His major is cooperation managiment.

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30037


Baseball crazy is Atsushi ITOU:

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30006

He has 3 boy kids and all of them are or were regional baseball club team members. He himself is a coach of the team located in YUKOHAMA.

His major is Business Law.

Another sports freek is Yutaro HASHIMOTO. See:

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30023

He is a friend of ex-major leager NOMO and they sometimes have dinner together with their families, according to him.

He is a authrized judge of FIFA and participated in some public professional games of association football or socker, also following him.


In our faculty there are many maniacs of hobbies in other field. Music is the principle one.

NISHI and SHIMAMURA are rock guitalists.

Takashi NISHI has a band called "TORAYA", which is composed by his friends of the same generation.

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30039

His major is economics.


Naoyuki SHIAMURA is a progressive rock admirer.

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30062

He is conservative in the relation to his superiors. However, he said to us, in public, that he had an extremely strange frustration, thus he outputs it as a rock musician.

One day, soon after the summer vacation of 2015, I was astonished at her colar change. When I met him, his skin was totally white and his hair was brond!!! I lost a word.

He always just compliments, speaking on climate only. Why he changed his colar suddenly? I wondered.

His major is 1970s' USA-Japan relationship or Kisshinger period. I don't understand why now he has to study such an old fashioned matters.


Ex-professor Toshiaki AKUZAWA is a classic lover. He always listens to the Passion Music of Bach called Mathew's version, during his long way driving between Hachioji and Takasaki, Gunma prefecture.

According to Yuuko KURODA in Faculty of Foreign Language, he always occured traffic accidents and bought a new car once a year. The colar is silver, always.

On KURODA, see:

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/foreign/student/teacher/detail_2.php?id=int10028


Another classic mania is Arata KUNO, the instructor of Power Point.

http://www.kyorin-u.ac.jp/univ/faculty/general_policy/student/teacher/staff/detail_2.php?id=gen30049

He has played the clarinet since he was an undergraduate. He was a father Spaltan Monster Parent, who has an only son of 12 year old or so. This type is likely to identify his son as himself, like Masao SEKINE and HANDA's father.

He lives in MEGURO, a member of pseudo high society. He had a marrige aniversary of their 25 years in a Portugese restaurant and celebrated the day with trippa or stewed cow stomach in Porto style and 25 old Port wine.

I know the flavour of 25 years old Port wine. Because I tasted it in a wine house in exactly in Port, Nova Gaia.
It was so mature and sweet and strong. It tasted like a heavy cake with full of liquar soaked black raisins. Delicious! However, not fits for main dish, indifferent from meat or fish. Good as dessert.
He said to me that they celebrated with the wine at the begining. A bit strange. It's not the wine for "tin-tin".
It's for the amusement after dinner.


Strange to say, I have felt always something different between my colleagues' remarks and what I perceived from their conducts. Always, no exception. They are superficial too much. They always had been busy, according to them. However, asking about their tasks, almost all of them were composed with useless timeconsuming meetings.
"Why they don't do the job right now, instead deciding the day of meeting for the preparation of the job?" I always thought like that. Meetings for the meetings for the meetings for the meetings...(repeat)
For me, Kyorin versity life was that of Tantalos, slow or status quo, doing nothing, except meetings for the meetings for the meetings ...(repeat).
Accumulated meetings in vain. Limitless chain of meetings. As my principles, I participated in only the meetings of my minimum duty. As a result, I suffered organized lynch. I just wanted to be productive, or, in other word, enjoy my professional and private lives both of them. I didn't want to be consumed by the useless anti-ptoductive chain of meetings.

I am so happy to cut the chain now. I am free from this goddamnit versity called Kyorin. The advertisement says, "We educate you, pupils, by our "person to person" education."
It in effect means that "We lead you youth, to the bottom of INFERNO, which is the reality of Japan. You would know the fact here in the versity, a bit previously with us. We are looking forward to seeing you here in INOGASHIRA new campus."
Versities in Japan are the entrance for hell. Thus, I don't recommend my kids to go to any versities in Japan.
I were an admirer of versity system, because I thought it was so fair to make us poors get knowledge and power.
Now, I thought that I only used to know the beautiful side of versity system.
I got to know the reality of it, thus, I declared to my kids and other members of my family. I will feed my kids until graduation from high school. After, they should decide. I will never pay for them ever after the graduation.
Even my protectionists parents accepted my declaration. It means that my words are so persuasive even to protectionists, including its extreme type.

Like above. my colleagues are trash. They fits muckintosh in rainy day and in sunny day. All in one. They acts in a body. Totalitarian dream, our versity was. IDIOCRASY empowered.

Now, you know, how to search my ex-colleagues at Kyorin versity. In the last part, pur some 300☆☆ numbers and look their brilliant academic career. Wow, KITAJIMA graduated from African versity's master course?! I haven't heard it ever from him! I have just heard that he made a short trip to some African countries like South Africa and Lethoto or so.
He said in Lethoto, there is a portuguese restaurant and he ate some dish.
He explained that the trip was for participating in the new business type hospital managiment process.

This is only an episode. I haven't know that they would have had such a lots of degrees, eather.
Deans were always claiming to take degrees even in the graduate course at Kyorin versity, because they could get them extremely easier than other versities. I thought that they would have had only KEIO's master degrees or so.

You would enjoy their superficial fictional-virtual life through the site, in Japanese version.
English version is completely different. That's why you can't enjoy their amusing joke-like life with us.

Vanish! DoDoMerdas! My colleagues are the sample of them. Enjoy them! Cheers! Tin-Tin!


(Banana MATUO comments: "Tin-Tin" or Chin-Chin is a childish expression to signify penis. Thus, in Brazil, the blessing words are liked so much, especially in the case of presence of Japanese or Japanese descandents.. In Brazil, there are lots of Italian descendants and "Tin-Tin!" in Italian is used commonly instead of "Saude!" in Portuguese.)