Intermission（休憩）: Humor（ユーモア／ジョーク）
今回はたまたま見つけた面白いQ&Aを紹介します。質問は…
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?（なぜ、にわとりは道を渡ったのか？）
どうでもいいような質問ですが、その答えに多くの有名人が答えています。もちろん、ジョークですが、その答え方がそれぞれの有名な言い方、考え方に基づいているところが面白いわけです。引用は、Answer.comからです。どれくらいわかるかな？トライしてください。Enjoy!
Answer:
For all intents and purposes, the chicken probably crossed the road to get to the other side. But then, perhaps we should look at the deeper significance of this action…
Plato: For the greater good.
Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour.
Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Hillary Clinton: That's what I'd like to know. Why DID the chicken cross the road?! But this administration is operating in secrecy, witholding important information from the American people, about how many chickens crossed the road and why they crossed it.
Martin Luther King, Jr: I have a dream! I have a dream of a day, when ALL chickens can cross ALL roads without having their motives called into question!
Ernest Hemingway: To die. Alone. In the rain.
Official Chicken Representative: Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too? If you crossed the road no one would question you.
To see her flat mate. No, hang on - that was the toad.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
今回はたまたま見つけた面白いQ&Aを紹介します。質問は…
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?（なぜ、にわとりは道を渡ったのか？）
どうでもいいような質問ですが、その答えに多くの有名人が答えています。もちろん、ジョークですが、その答え方がそれぞれの有名な言い方、考え方に基づいているところが面白いわけです。引用は、Answer.comからです。どれくらいわかるかな？トライしてください。Enjoy!
Answer:
For all intents and purposes, the chicken probably crossed the road to get to the other side. But then, perhaps we should look at the deeper significance of this action…
Plato: For the greater good.
Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour.
Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Hillary Clinton: That's what I'd like to know. Why DID the chicken cross the road?! But this administration is operating in secrecy, witholding important information from the American people, about how many chickens crossed the road and why they crossed it.
Martin Luther King, Jr: I have a dream! I have a dream of a day, when ALL chickens can cross ALL roads without having their motives called into question!
Ernest Hemingway: To die. Alone. In the rain.
Official Chicken Representative: Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too? If you crossed the road no one would question you.
To see her flat mate. No, hang on - that was the toad.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
