suck

日曜日はいつもジョークを紹介する日にしているのですが、明日は朝早くから出かけるので今日のうちに投稿しておきます。次ぎのジョークは今朝のトピックに続き "suck" の意味の復習です。
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?"

The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"

The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 men sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking his cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the men is married?"

The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking his cone."

To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"

(Note: I modified the original joke a little. Please don't ask why/how.)