Happy New Year!

元旦はどういうわけか私の誕生日でもあります。　そこで今日は誕生日ジョークを幾つか紹介します。

What is the left side of a birthday cake?
The side that's not eaten.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
Thanks. I'll never part with it!
私の好きな駄洒落でした。

What is a meaning of a true friend?
One who remembers your birthday but not your age!

Why did the man feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
お屠蘇の飲み過ぎで私も熱くなっています。

What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They were all born on holidays.
私も偉人と同じく休日に生まれましたが、休日との因果関係が正反対ですね。