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Reader's Digest 3月号のMarch All in a Day's Workに出ていたそそっかしい人の話
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic staffer at a pizza takeaway:
Customer Yoooo: I ordered a pizza and it came with no topping on it or anything. It's just bread.
Pizza takeaway: We're sorry to hear about this!
...[minute later]
Customer: Never mind. I opened the pizza upside down.