Only one woman

嫉妬深い女性をテーマにした新旧二つのジョークです。
・How to find your lost wife
I was in Wal-Mart the other day. I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks.
I replied, "Because every time I talk to a woman with a body like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

・Only one woman
After Adam stayed out late a few nights, Eve became suspicious.
"You're running around with another woman - admit it!" she demanded.
"What other woman?" Adam shot back. "You're the only one!"
That night, Adam was fast asleep when he was awaken by Eve poking him in the chest.
"What are you doing?"
"Counting your ribs."