公園に生息し、公園に来る人々に奉仕する愛すべき動物たちの記録。
白鳥にスワンないで下さい。
白鳥にスワンないで下さい。
さっきお風呂で思いついた歌。
♪ア、ソレ、ア、ソレ、ア、ソレソレソレソレ。
＊ナッカイキーチとミャーザワキーチが仲良く二人でうんこしてるっ。あ、うんこしてる。×２
ナッカイキーチのながーいうんこと、ミャーザワキーチのまめうんこ。
ブリブリ、プリプリ、ブリブリ、プリプリ、うんこしてる。あ、うんこしてる。×２
＊繰り返し
ナッカイキーチとミャーザワキーチが仲良くはだかで踊ってる。あ、踊ってる。
うんこの周りを踊ってる。
てれてれ、たらたら、踊ってる。
ア、ソレ、ア、ソレ、ア、ソレソレソレソレ。（冒頭へ戻る）
♪ア、ソレ、ア、ソレ、ア、ソレソレソレソレ。
＊ナッカイキーチとミャーザワキーチが仲良く二人でうんこしてるっ。あ、うんこしてる。×２
ナッカイキーチのながーいうんこと、ミャーザワキーチのまめうんこ。
ブリブリ、プリプリ、ブリブリ、プリプリ、うんこしてる。あ、うんこしてる。×２
＊繰り返し
ナッカイキーチとミャーザワキーチが仲良くはだかで踊ってる。あ、踊ってる。
うんこの周りを踊ってる。
てれてれ、たらたら、踊ってる。
ア、ソレ、ア、ソレ、ア、ソレソレソレソレ。（冒頭へ戻る）
表現そのものに問題があるのか、それとも表現している人間が問題なのか。
手首に輪ゴムが巻いてあるのは何故か。
申し訳程度のカロリー消費の音読も、
就寝前のミルクとクッキーでおじゃん。
オナニー２回で無くなるエネルギーはなんぼ？
腹にまとわりついてる贅肉こそが俺の象徴。
嫌っても、嫌われても、しょうがない、仕方ない。
では、すまない。のだろうか、実際の話。
ふがいない、情けない。
腹式呼吸で応急処置。
間に合わない。
さあ、ひねって、ひねって。
自信なんかナイでしょ？
自分なんかナイでしょ？
また、夜が明けるでしょ。
手首に輪ゴムが巻いてあるのは何故か。
申し訳程度のカロリー消費の音読も、
就寝前のミルクとクッキーでおじゃん。
オナニー２回で無くなるエネルギーはなんぼ？
腹にまとわりついてる贅肉こそが俺の象徴。
嫌っても、嫌われても、しょうがない、仕方ない。
では、すまない。のだろうか、実際の話。
ふがいない、情けない。
腹式呼吸で応急処置。
間に合わない。
さあ、ひねって、ひねって。
自信なんかナイでしょ？
自分なんかナイでしょ？
また、夜が明けるでしょ。
いくらでも言えること。煮える脳。溶ける心。重い腰。
いくらでも言えること。そう、当然の帰結。
変わらない明日。あたりまえの明日。
説明のない文。
いつもと同じ。昨日と同じ。三年前と同じ。
「何を話してるの？」
自分のこと。いつものこと。
こんなもの、届かない。
嫌だ、イヤだ。俺だっていやだ。
無駄は承知。手遅れが前提の生き方。
あきらめを肯定。たちの悪い冗談。
すべて俺のせいだろ。
なんてね。
夢の中。
ギブアップ。
エールは送らない。
いくらでも言えること。そう、当然の帰結。
変わらない明日。あたりまえの明日。
説明のない文。
いつもと同じ。昨日と同じ。三年前と同じ。
「何を話してるの？」
自分のこと。いつものこと。
こんなもの、届かない。
嫌だ、イヤだ。俺だっていやだ。
無駄は承知。手遅れが前提の生き方。
あきらめを肯定。たちの悪い冗談。
すべて俺のせいだろ。
なんてね。
夢の中。
ギブアップ。
エールは送らない。
For my oral presentation I read this book called
BUSHIDO: the soul of Japan
The authorユs name is INAZO NITOBE.
He was under-secretary general of the League of Nations.
He wrote this book in 1899.
He is famous for his face on the five thousand-yen bills in Japan.
So I knew he was famous and he did something good.
Of course, he is on the bill.
But I donユt know much about what he did.
I donユt know many people who know what he had done.
Anyway,
One day he was talking to Belgian friend of his and his friend asked him about religious instruction in Japanese School. He said there are no religious instruction in Japanese Schools.
His friend was astonished and asked him how do Japanese impart moral education.
And he realized he had no moral.
So he killed his friend with ax, went home and took bath. Then he ate his diner with his wife and fucked her three times. After that he killed his wife with kitchen knife and fucked her three times more. Then he read little and went bed.
The End
Actually, he ate his cats and dogs, gold fish and his desk and his wife too.
Because he had no moral.
Then he went back to his friendユs house and ate him too.
His friendユs wife was watching so he killed her and fucked her couple of times and ate her.
By this time he had to take huge shit.
So he took his pants off, half-naked and walked his way home taking shit.
Because he had no moral.
There was long trail of shit from his friendユs house to his house.
By the time he arrived his house he was pretty hungry.
He turned around and there was steaming fresh pile of shit.
He couldnユt resist.
Because he had no moral.
So he ate his trail of shit back to his friendユs house.
On the way to his friendユs house cops were waiting for him and he was gunned down.
He was shot so many times nobody could tell who he was or what it was.
There was pile of meat and shit mixed up and stunk the town up to the high heaven.
So thatユs why he is on the bill right now.
THE END
PS:Above is something I wrote when I was in college. It's all fiction, all joke and English ain't totaly right. So don't get mad. I think it's kind of funny in sick way.
BUSHIDO: the soul of Japan
The authorユs name is INAZO NITOBE.
He was under-secretary general of the League of Nations.
He wrote this book in 1899.
He is famous for his face on the five thousand-yen bills in Japan.
So I knew he was famous and he did something good.
Of course, he is on the bill.
But I donユt know much about what he did.
I donユt know many people who know what he had done.
Anyway,
One day he was talking to Belgian friend of his and his friend asked him about religious instruction in Japanese School. He said there are no religious instruction in Japanese Schools.
His friend was astonished and asked him how do Japanese impart moral education.
And he realized he had no moral.
So he killed his friend with ax, went home and took bath. Then he ate his diner with his wife and fucked her three times. After that he killed his wife with kitchen knife and fucked her three times more. Then he read little and went bed.
The End
Actually, he ate his cats and dogs, gold fish and his desk and his wife too.
Because he had no moral.
Then he went back to his friendユs house and ate him too.
His friendユs wife was watching so he killed her and fucked her couple of times and ate her.
By this time he had to take huge shit.
So he took his pants off, half-naked and walked his way home taking shit.
Because he had no moral.
There was long trail of shit from his friendユs house to his house.
By the time he arrived his house he was pretty hungry.
He turned around and there was steaming fresh pile of shit.
He couldnユt resist.
Because he had no moral.
So he ate his trail of shit back to his friendユs house.
On the way to his friendユs house cops were waiting for him and he was gunned down.
He was shot so many times nobody could tell who he was or what it was.
There was pile of meat and shit mixed up and stunk the town up to the high heaven.
So thatユs why he is on the bill right now.
THE END
PS:Above is something I wrote when I was in college. It's all fiction, all joke and English ain't totaly right. So don't get mad. I think it's kind of funny in sick way.
Thoughts on talent
A lot of people have a lot of talent for a lot of stuff.
If I have a talent thatユs because Iユve been lucky enough to do things I like to do without much interruption. But after certain point itユs all practice.
Talent is an ability to keep doing things and not get bored with it easily.
To become professional as I think it takes time and practice. I had a good start.
Artist and entertainerノ what an unstable profession thy are.
I got to do it because I ヤm not good at anything else.
Itユs not luck is part of your talent
But more like talent is part of your luck.
La Di Da.
A lot of people have a lot of talent for a lot of stuff.
If I have a talent thatユs because Iユve been lucky enough to do things I like to do without much interruption. But after certain point itユs all practice.
Talent is an ability to keep doing things and not get bored with it easily.
To become professional as I think it takes time and practice. I had a good start.
Artist and entertainerノ what an unstable profession thy are.
I got to do it because I ヤm not good at anything else.
Itユs not luck is part of your talent
But more like talent is part of your luck.
La Di Da.
身悶えするマンガ。「シガテラ」４巻。
おととい、TUTAYAでＧ。
ギリギリ。もーほんと、あのじわっと来るイヤな感じ。
法則はなにかしら。どうすればあの感じが出せるのかしら。
それは、自分に正直に。いたみをこらえて、苦痛を思い出して描くあの苦さ。
誰にでもあるパーソナルな事柄。何もかも順調にいっている時の幸福感。
恋の嬉しさ。裏を返せばそれらを失ってしまうかもしれないという怖さ。
そして笑っちゃうような残酷さで迫る現実。
表したいのはあの空気。あの背筋の凍る感覚。冷たい汗。
十年たてば悩みにすらならなくなっているような悩み、
あるいはまんまの形で残っている鬱屈した思い。
古谷実は手繰りよせている。思い出している。身を削って描いている。
出来上がるのは極上のエンターテイメント。
とっっっっても面白いマンガ。
ホントに偉い。面白いマンガ描けて、描いてる奴ってのは俺の中では世界で一番エライ。
マンガを描くこと事体すでに地獄のような作業なのに、そこに揺ぎ無いクォリティがあるってのは
ただごとじゃないよな。
主人公の幸せを本気でのぞむ。
特に三巻あたりでは「頼むから幸せになってくれ。」と切に願った。
おととい、TUTAYAでＧ。
ギリギリ。もーほんと、あのじわっと来るイヤな感じ。
法則はなにかしら。どうすればあの感じが出せるのかしら。
それは、自分に正直に。いたみをこらえて、苦痛を思い出して描くあの苦さ。
誰にでもあるパーソナルな事柄。何もかも順調にいっている時の幸福感。
恋の嬉しさ。裏を返せばそれらを失ってしまうかもしれないという怖さ。
そして笑っちゃうような残酷さで迫る現実。
表したいのはあの空気。あの背筋の凍る感覚。冷たい汗。
十年たてば悩みにすらならなくなっているような悩み、
あるいはまんまの形で残っている鬱屈した思い。
古谷実は手繰りよせている。思い出している。身を削って描いている。
出来上がるのは極上のエンターテイメント。
とっっっっても面白いマンガ。
ホントに偉い。面白いマンガ描けて、描いてる奴ってのは俺の中では世界で一番エライ。
マンガを描くこと事体すでに地獄のような作業なのに、そこに揺ぎ無いクォリティがあるってのは
ただごとじゃないよな。
主人公の幸せを本気でのぞむ。
特に三巻あたりでは「頼むから幸せになってくれ。」と切に願った。
