For my oral presentation I read this book called
BUSHIDO: the soul of Japan
The authorユs name is INAZO NITOBE.
He was under-secretary general of the League of Nations.
He wrote this book in 1899.
He is famous for his face on the five thousand-yen bills in Japan.
So I knew he was famous and he did something good.
Of course, he is on the bill.
But I donユt know much about what he did.
I donユt know many people who know what he had done.
Anyway,
One day he was talking to Belgian friend of his and his friend asked him about religious instruction in Japanese School. He said there are no religious instruction in Japanese Schools.
His friend was astonished and asked him how do Japanese impart moral education.
And he realized he had no moral.
So he killed his friend with ax, went home and took bath. Then he ate his diner with his wife and fucked her three times. After that he killed his wife with kitchen knife and fucked her three times more. Then he read little and went bed.
The End
Actually, he ate his cats and dogs, gold fish and his desk and his wife too.
Because he had no moral.
Then he went back to his friendユs house and ate him too.
His friendユs wife was watching so he killed her and fucked her couple of times and ate her.
By this time he had to take huge shit.
So he took his pants off, half-naked and walked his way home taking shit.
Because he had no moral.
There was long trail of shit from his friendユs house to his house.
By the time he arrived his house he was pretty hungry.
He turned around and there was steaming fresh pile of shit.
He couldnユt resist.
Because he had no moral.
So he ate his trail of shit back to his friendユs house.
On the way to his friendユs house cops were waiting for him and he was gunned down.
He was shot so many times nobody could tell who he was or what it was.
There was pile of meat and shit mixed up and stunk the town up to the high heaven.
So thatユs why he is on the bill right now.
THE END
PS:Above is something I wrote when I was in college. It's all fiction, all joke and English ain't totaly right. So don't get mad. I think it's kind of funny in sick way.
