
I went to Shibuya to look for a new pair of swim shorts the day before yesterday.

Then, I got this one at H&M. It was literally the only and last swimwear left at the store, but the price was amazingly low, only 399 Yen including tax. So I bought it as soon as found it without heeding too much.
My wife burst out laughing when I got home and showed her the one I got. She laughed like hell and cried like, “How, 😂😂😂 how, haha 😂😂😂, could you buy such a piece of crap‼️🤣🤣🤣”
She couldn't help herself to stop laughing. I also felt it funny at first, but it gradually made me annoyed. So, I said, “What’s wrong with them? I thought they were rather unique and funky!”
She was still laughing. She said, “Yeah, Indeed! But, but, haha🤣🤣🤣, it just looks like a grandpa's underwater or something!!”
Well, she might be right if she thought so. I’d better to agree with her because she’s been involving in the fashion industry for many years, I mean she is a virtuoso. Suddenly, the swimwear that I got had become to seem to be “a piece of crap” to me too.😫
8月も終わりだというのに暑いですね。
英文は何年振りかに水着を新調するため渋谷に行き、H&Mで399円(税込)という破格の値段で叩き売られていた物を購入して妻に見せたら「あり得ん」と散々笑われたという話です。