a new swimwear

I went to Shibuya to look for a new pair of swim shorts the day before yesterday. 

Then, I got this one at H&M.  It was literally the only and last swimwear left at the store, but the price was amazingly low, only 399 Yen including tax. So I bought it as soon as found it without heeding too much.

My wife burst out laughing when I got home and showed her the one I got.  She laughed like hell and cried like, “How, 😂😂😂 how, haha 😂😂😂, could you buy such a piece of crap‼️🤣🤣🤣”

She couldn't help herself to stop laughing.  I also felt it funny at first, but it gradually made me annoyed.  So, I said, “What’s wrong with them?  I thought they were rather unique and funky!”

She was still laughing.  She said, “Yeah, Indeed!  But, but, haha🤣🤣🤣, it just looks like a grandpa's underwater or something!!”

Well, she might be right if she thought so.  I’d better to agree with her because she’s been involving in the fashion industry for many years, I mean she is a virtuoso.  Suddenly, the swimwear that I got had become to seem to be “a piece of crap” to me too.😫

８月も終わりだというのに暑いですね。

英文は何年振りかに水着を新調するため渋谷に行き、H&Mで３９９円（税込）という破格の値段で叩き売られていた物を購入して妻に見せたら「あり得ん」と散々笑われたという話です。