Conte : Miyuki vs Psychiatrist (4) by Banana MATSUO

13/01/2017 (evening)

[Miyuki is forced to see the doctor responsible in Kyorin Univ. Hospital. She expresses her distrust to him and the hospital at maximum.]

Miyuki : I don't understand why you did such evil treatments on me at all. Why you attacked me in my residence and brought me to the hospital, far away from my house? What's the exact reason?

Psychiatrist: As you know already, I am retiring next march.

Miyuki : (at a loss ) I don't know on your retirement at all! How your retirement is related with this case? I don't understand at all!

Psychiatrist : (changing the topic) You are not what you think. You are what we think. BLA-BLA-BLA....

[ Miyuki is really in rage, hearing this kind of repeated contempts done by the staff. However, as a civilized person, she keeps silent, pledging that she would cooperate with all of the revenges by Gods of Justice in the near future. ]

3K: DoDoMerdic Requirements

13/01/2017 (evening) I had a full big bowls of instantly stewed soup with 2 slices of fried TOFU or ABURA-AGE, Japanese Taro-potato, both diced, and shredded onion. Good hot soup for frosty evening.

Female DoDoMerdas, who are in the row of expecting marrige, require 3Ks to their counterparts.

What are 3Ks? They are "Kou-Gakureki", "Kou-Shunyu" and "Kou-Shinchou".
"Kou" is Higher. "Gakureki" is educational background, "Shuunyuu" is income, "Shinchou" is height.
Thus, DoDoMerdas want their husbands to have graduated from renoun versities, to earn lots of money and taller than averege.

They don't count personality nor real ability or capacity at all.
DoDoMerdas' world is flat and superficial, as you know already. So they are satisfied with the surfice of appearance of happiness.
In other words, appearance weighs all. So, important is "looking like more happier than other DoDoMerdas", but not really happy.

For them, average is a key word. They all want to pretend to be in the middle of the average.
There is a proverb that represents DoDoMerdic instruction, that is, "The nail that sticks out will get a pounding", which is similar to "A tall tree catches much wind." in English.
They avoid to be distinctive and prefer to be plain and ordinary. "How safe, we are. We are in the same livel and nobody will notice us. Look! That is a extraordinary person! Miyuki! Wow, she should be punished, because she attacks us only being dull and idol, unproductive, according to her saying. Let's give a torture her! We in average are so dull and idol. We are following our instruction. We live an average DoDoMerdic life! Averege is ideal for us. She alone attacks us just because we aren't diligent. She is our common enemy! We should make all our efforts to defend our DoDoMerdic society and to punish her! We are totalitarians. Power of collectiveness is much more stronger than individualism's one. Let's fight against uniqueness that she insists!"

However, even among DoDoMerdas, there are ranks or hierarchies. Some DoDoMerdas are superior to others.
The most high-ranking DoDoMerdas are wives of the power holders, versity feminists' professors, executives in renoun companies and so on.
DoDoMerdic high-sociery is composed by these DoDoMerdas and wives of male DoDoMerdas with real estates at the value of US$1 million above.

Inferior DoDoMerdas want to try to participate in the high-society. They make every effort for it.
Duchess Munchhousen (See the article) were eager to do so. She tried as far as she could. however, the iron wall wasn't fallen in front of her. She was not excluded from other DoDoMerdas' conversation, however, everyone underestimated he, not because of her ridiculous lies, but because her poverty. She pretended to be rich, however, she was poor obviously.

Another example, I will tell you.
DoDoMerdas in working class was making a conversation in dinning room in HASEGAWA Hospital.
DoDoMerda A: I want to have a medical treatment in Shimamura Hospital in Chiba.
DoDoMerda B: That's famous! I saw the advertisements in magazines!
DoDoMerda C: Yeah, there, we can find a friend of whole our life!
DoDoMerdas all: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
DoDoMerdas A: Once I've been hospitalized there.
DoDoMerda B: How much does it cost?
DoDoMerda A: US$100 per day. I saw an artist called XXX was hospitalized there. I was lucky!
[ to be continued ]

For DoDoMerdas in this class, getting acquaintance with famous figures is relevant.
Thus, so called Shimamura hospital is popular for them.

Female DoDoMerdas don't think to be equal to their male counterparts, in educational career, in financial revenue and at hight. They just require to male DoDoMerdas these 3Ks. And the latter don't require the 3Ks to the former. Why?
Because the latter only requires their financial stability for whole their life, namely, money.
So, that's all OK, even if female DoDoMerdas didn't graduate from versity, haven't their own income at all or
short at hight. All they count is their future wives' families financial resources.

They are interdependent, in a certain sense. Their priority is financial stability, in common.
They pursue the goal at any cost, indifferent from vast damage on us people.
In short, DoDoMerdas are so ego-centric.

Scent

13/01/2017 (afternoon) When I was in Graduate School, I noticed that the staff had poor scent. They couldn't recognize strange smells, highly distintive for me.

At Kyorin Univ., I got to know that my colleagues were blind in olfactory sense.

For wild animals, sense of smell is the most important to their life. They perceive danger through the scents of enemies, poisoneus materials, eatable or not, etc.

I can't put up with staying with figures with nasty smell. I am sensitive at this point as much as ordinary people.

However, my DoDoMerdic colleagues were extremely poor at this sense. Sometimes my face was contorted with the unendurable body scents in front of them, however, they didn't notice my agony and continued to radiate the nasty smell.

Some of them are so strong that it remained half an hour after they had left. I could guess who was there by their unpleasant smell.

Once I was surprised that our youngest colleague called HANDA, had not any sense of smell at all. I descovered this fact when I asked him on the strong nasty vomitting rotten smell in the corridor on the 2nd froor of the building near the staff room.
"How smelly! Don't you feel anything?", I asked him. He replied, "Oh, no! Of course, not. My nose is not so keen."

Now I understand that my colleagues were set to respond automatically against my opinion and in fovour of others.
Probably, they have special sensor, different from our normal senses, in order to recognize their friends, i.e., DoDoMerdas from their enemy, i.e., us, people.

I've heard that the olfatory nerves are located in the seahorse shaped organ in the brain. The organ is deeply related with memory. So the organ shrinks, figures become forgetful. The reduction of scent represents shrinkage of the seahorse like organ, that is, the figure suffers from serious brain desease physically.

Versity professors are, generally speaking, dull, even in his sense of scent. It means that almost all of them are likely to suffer shrinkage of this part of the brain.
As I repeatedly say, moral degradation leads intellectual decadance.
Thus, I got to know that they are invalid in our peoples' world.

Maybe, some of them were excellent in his versity days. However, after participating in DoDoMerdic society, they were losing their merit, day by day, second by second. And, finally, they reached the lowest level of the deep ocean, sleeping with shrunk seahorses.

Scent

13/01/2017 (afternoon) When I was in Graduate School, I noticed that the staff had poor scent. They couldn't recognize strange smells, highly distintive for me.

At Kyorin Univ., I got to know that my colleagues were blind in olfactory sense.

For wild animals, sense of smell is the most important to their life. They perceive danger through the scents of enemies, poisoneus materials, eatable or not, etc.

I can't put up with staying with figures with nasty smell. I am sensitive at this point as much as ordinary people.

However, my DoDoMerdic colleagues were extremely poor at this sense. Sometimes my face was contorted with the unendurable body scents in front of them, however, they didn't notice my agony and continued to radiate the nasty smell.

Some of them are so strong that it remained half an hour after they had left. I could guess who was there by their unpleasant smell.

Once I was surprised that our youngest colleague called HANDA, had not any sense of smell at all. I descovered this fact when I asked him on the strong nasty vomitting rotten smell in the corridor on the 2nd froor of the building near the staff room.
"How smelly! Don't you feel anything?", I asked him. He replied, "Oh, no! Of course, not. My nose is not so keen."

Now I understand that my colleagues were set to respond automatically against my opinion and in fovour of others.
Probably, they have special sensor, different from our normal senses, in order to recognize their friends, i.e., DoDoMerdas from their enemy, i.e., us, people.

I've heard that the olfatory nerves are located in the seahorse shaped organ in the brain. The organ is deeply related with memory. So the organ shrinks, figures become forgetful. The reduction of scent represents shrinkage of the seahorse like organ, that is, the figure suffers from serious brain desease physically.

Versity professors are, generally speaking, dull, even in his sense of scent. It means that almost all of them are likely to suffer shrinkage of this part of the brain.
As I repeatedly say, moral degradation leads intellectual decadance.
Thus, I got to know that they are invalid in our peoples' world.

Maybe, some of them were excellent in his versity days. However, after participating in DoDoMerdic society, they were losing their merit, day by day, second by second. And, finally, they reached the lowest level of the deep ocean, sleeping with shrunk seahorses.

Chocolate Eaters

13/01/2017 (afternoon) It hails now. I tool a green tea break with a piece of black chocolate.

I ate 1 a chocolate bar per day, when I was a primary school kid. Because my father won several paper bags of seets as a prize of PACHINKO and he gave me all of them.

My daughter Clare is a big eater and she was accustomed to eat two bars of chocolate per day when she was in Hachioji. She also made various sweets made of chocolate, like chocolate cream maffins, choco-chip cookies, chocolate sponge cakes, etc. Cooking is easy for her. She can cook much better than my DoDoMerdic sister YUKARI even at her the 6th grade of her primary school.
However, she is now absorbed in Basketball, so has no time to cooking, including confectionery making.

I can recognize the difference of tasts of chocolate of each company. However, DoDoMerdas just count the brand, not the taste.
Thus, once in a year, just before Valentine's Day, the chocolates of renoun brand companies in the world are bought by DoDoMerdas. They prefer Belgian GODIVA rather than other companies.

GODIVA's chocolate is not so bad, rather, delicious, I agree. however, it's expensive, considerably. I know a lot of different delicious chocolate makers in the world.

Meiji and Morinaga, popular chocolate companies in Japan produce tasty chocolate at rational price. Lotte and Fujiya is a bit inferior to these ones, however, not bad. Especially, "Guana" of Lotte is sold in the cheapest price so Clare were accustomed to buy sevral bars as the ingredients for her sweets.

In Brazil, I visited Gramado, a turistic village in Rio Grande do Sul. There are lots of cultures influenced by western europe, because there live many descendants of the region.
There are several big factories of chocolate, mainly run by Bergian descendents.
I visited one of them, made my own chocolate bar, took a rest drinking hot chocolate, bought animal shaped chocolates, thinking of my kids. There I could sample each of them.

When I was young, at the department stores, in the shops of confectionary, I could taste various sweets, Japanese and western ones, abundantly even in Japan.
However, when I visited various department stores in the center of Tokyo last year, the situation was totally different. Only several exceptional stores provided me samples. Some of clerks hided their samples, when I passed in front of them, in order to avoid my tasting.
Thus, I recognized that economic situation was so messy in Japan.
I was one of the few cliants there, even though, they didn't want to be consumed their precious sample by me. "How stingy they are! They are just like Scrooge in Christmas Carrol by Dickens", I thought.

This year, also here comes Valentine's Day. DoDoMerdic girls would dash to buy luxurious Belgian chocolates to captivate her targeted DoDoMerdic counterparts.
If male DoDoMerdas accept the girls, they would give some precious gifts, like a jewel, one night in a suit room in a gorgeous hotel, etc. to them on 14, March, one month after the Valentine's Day. This day is called "White Day". Reason, unknown.

However, pupils in schools also enjoy the events. They exchange their sweets, many of which are made by themselves, indifferent from their sex, and do the same thing also on "White Day".
Japanese schools are likely to prohibit to bring sweets and only these two days, even strict teachers, reluctantly, allow them to bring confectionary from their house.

I've heard that two thirds of chocolate are consumed only the period in Japan. Maybe, DoDoMerdas are not chocolate eaters, usually. Bergian consume lots of chocolates as usual all the year round.

Riddle: What's the material that DoDoMerdas eat as usual?
Hint:Begin with "M" and end with "K". Your knowledge on Portuguese weighs a lot.