Conte: "Administrative Measure Is Included In Law" by Banana MATSUO

09/01/2017 (afternoon) Hi, I'm Banana MATSUO, a "RAKUGO" commedian in Japan.
I tell you a short-short story here, because I'm hungry. I must eat as soon as possible.

Prof.K.I., a professor of Constitutional Law, well-known to the authorities, made a academic presentation. He refered to the famous formula of 3 classification of laws, that is, Higher one, Ordinary one, specified one. All of them are qualified as laws because of their characters, i.e., abstract and general ones.

One of his collegue asked him, "By the way, to which category, administrative measure belongs?, Prof.I.?"

Prof.K.I. replied, cheerfully, as usual, "Of course, the 3td. category, you know."

The collegue said nothing. Prof.K.I. continued to recite BLA-BLA-BLA cheerfully, as always.

Comment by Banana MATSUO, who has experience to teach Administrative Law in some versities in Japan:
Administrative measure signifies the act done by public agencies as a result of application of law. It's character is distinguished from "law" by specifification to perticular persons.

If you could laugh at the conte, you would be qualified in the subject of Administrative Law. Because you proved that you were cleverer than the stupid professor of law at the Best Versity in the country.
I will give you a cusion as a prize. (MATSUO bows)

Comment by Banana MATSUO:
In the "YOSE", or "CHORUS LINE" in RAKUGO Version, performers of RAKUGO sit, forming a line and respond to the quizes that the presentater proposes. When a commedian gives a quick and witty reply, he will gain a cushon as a prize.

Specially Contemptuous Glance with Mallaca Blue Eye Shadow

09/01/2017 (afternoon) I took a cup of cafe au lait as a break, remembering the scene that I put Mallaca Blue Eye Shadow on my eyelids for the first time.

Mallaca Blue is a kind of turqoise, one of my favorite colours. When I visited Mallaca in March, 2015, I felt the representative colour of this town was this greenish-blue, used for various wonderful goods in the fashionable shops there. I got a pair of beautiful sandals specially made for me manually in a specialty store, which is run by a Puranacan family.

Puranacan means mixed blood between Chinese colonial descendents and indigenous people in the area. Mallaca is a city of various different cultural streams, including Malay, Portuguese, Holandese, Chinese, English etc. I made a trip there because I wanted to find a trace of Portuguese culture in the nearest Christian village.

I am a scholar of Ibero-American Law. "Ibero" came from "Iberia", which means a region include Spain and Portugal. Thus, "Ibero-American" means American counties influenced by Spain and Portugal, i.e. Latin American countries and these two countries. One of my theme is seeking culturally distinctive characters of ex-colonies of Portugal in the world, especially, from the viewpoint of legal system.

I have already written two articles on Macau, by the same reason. Therefore, I want to visit African and South Asian countries in the near future.

Thus, I got to know Mallaca and encountered the beautiful colar. I named it "Mallaca Blue" after the city I had found it.

In September, 2015, I bought a eyeliner pencil with this very colour at US$12.

I am not accustomed to using eyeliners, because my eyelids have folds deep inside, which are difficult to see from outside. So, even I put colour on my eyelids, almost anyone can percieve it. Waste of time and money. Therefore, usually I don't use them.

However, there is one attitude I can show my coloured eyelids to others. That is called "contemptious eyes". Only when I see someone, i.e., the target of my contempt, with the exact facial expression, namely, with my sight from high position toward low one, exclusively who is contemted can see that I put a eye colour on the eyelids.
In other words, who can perceive my eye colour, is already looked down by me.

Thus, I decided to take advantage of this special character of my eyelids. When there is a possibility to give a contemptious glance to someone, I put rather distinctive colour on my eyelids. I am a kind person among people. However, I must fight against DoDoMerdas, especially versity related ones.

In this way, I put Mallaca Blue on my eyelids before the D-Day, i.e., the meeting of critical study to jurisprudence held soon after my impresonment in Kyorin University Hospital.

Coincidently, the target sat just beside me. He is a professor of Constitutional Law at Univ. of Tokyo, as you know. I've already written on it. Thus, you know his name.

He responded to my expectation entirely, namely, he showed his extreme stupidity by himself as far as he could. I emitted my eye beam as strong as possible to the dumb, from my eyelids with brilliant Mallaca Blue cosmetics, like as "Spectrum-man" or "Diamond Eye", both were Japanese kids' heros of our generation, similar to "Spider man" or "Super man" etc.

However, he was too idiot to percieve my contemtuous glance. He looked so comfortable in the place, from the begining to the end. In this meaning, my effort turned in vain. "No medicine for idiots", our maxim says.

Now here in Shirakawa, I don't put eyecolour on my eyelids at all. Because, first, I need to give Contemptious Glance to anyone. Here is no versity. I am free from this kind of kinky DoDoMerdas, fortunately. Second, I can't put up with the coldress of this area. I avoid to walk arround outside due to frosty wind. Therefore, I have no necessary to show me up with cosmetics. I am alone and seeking a job at the versities of the world via Internet, from my father's office, sitting in front of PC, dispite of itchy chilbains.

Maybe, the formidable professor of Constitutional Law at Univ. of Tokyo sits in the comfortable armchair, reciting the 2 lines stero-typical spell, even now, training his facial expression of distress in the mirror;
"Ummmm...That's the case diserves to extremely paternalistic approach.
We decided it after a long long anguished consederation."

Probably, for this jamhead, slightest thinking is already an overwork. Thus, his productivity is low. Why the fool was chosen for the status? Because...See Conte by Banana MATSUO.

Beggers in Auckland, New Zealand

09/01/2017 (afternoon) I made a small trip in New Zealand last December. Just 2 nights I've passed in Auckland and came back to Japan.

During the stay, I saw some beggers in the city, which I hadn't seen when I visited here for the first time in 2002. Then I gave a birth to my second kid Clare.

According to official information, the country is economically upword now. It welcomes newcomers more now.
However, my impression and the result of my search was completely different.

There were many vacancies in tenant shops in the center of the city. The consumption was not so in a boom. The prices of commodities were expensive. In the most turistic place, I've found a supermarket underground. There, 1.5 little of high quality milk costed NZ$7.

NZ$1 was equivalent US$0.5, almost. However, NZ$1 was almost US$1 equivalent yens. Isn't it strange?
It means that NZ government overestimate US economy and underestimate Japan counterpart.
Money exchange rates are at least more reliable than BLA-BLA-BLA of power holders in Japan.
Japanese economy is not so qualified well in international society.

I am not an economist, but I prefer reading articles related with economy than that with politics.
Economy reflects real value of the state considerably more than politics.

This morning, the news that a big brand department called "MITSUKOSHI=ISETAN" starts reduction of regular clerks in 5 main stores at principle areas in populous local cities in Japan. The journalists explained it as "rationalization of the company". They said, "Too many stores spreaded the consumption, therefore, the company decided to concentrate the customers in the selected stores." Non-sense! The fact is, no customers i.e. no demmand, therefore, no necessary of supply. Quite easy. We people all understand like that, despite of the erroneous euphomism of the DoDoMerdic useless and harmful journalists.

Even in NZ, "Seeing is knowing" is a persuasive maxim. I saw beggers in various places. They were not old ones. They were rather young. Why they lay down the pedestrian deck in the main street at Auckland? Because there were no sufficient number of jobs for them.

In the shops on the main turistic strees, there were so few consumers. NZ isn't a country of industry, but of agriculture. However, foods were also expensive. It impressed me a lot.

I have't seen so many diligent white colared workers there. Their way of working looked like that of Tokyo."Oh, DoDoMerdic tendency can be seen also here!", I sighed.
New Zealand is the place which belonges to Maori people, originally. British established their rule, pushing them away from ruling system. British descendents legitimatised their reigh because of their productifity. Now, they are not productive.

Most of the beggers were young white figures. What is the actual evasion of this occupation?

Miyuki Discovers! Is She Genius or Mad?

09/01/2017 (afternoon) I had lunch with fried sliced potatos and a sliced boiled egg in a dish (portuguese style), a cup of hot green tea a diced appele.

Reflexing my childhood, I've discovered various principles or natural laws since I was an infant. I discovered the rule of perspective in the kindergarden, when I was drawing a chair. I began to drawing in a way of ordinary childlike style, however, when I observed well, chair seemed differently. The nearer, the bigger, while, the farer, the smaller. I was astonished at this discovery. Therefore, I got a fever that evening.

It was fairly common for me to find something new principles and got fever soon after. I think it was "teething fever" or "fever of knowledge" （知恵熱）in Japanese.

I found also the rule of colours, when I was in the first grade of primary school. In the night, when I closed my eyes, I discovered that I colours are made of different simple basic colars.

When I was in junior high, I read a column article on Gaus, a famous mathematician, in the text book of mathematics. It said, "Gaus was so genious that he found that instant way to sum up the numerical formula, i.e. 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10=55 when he was 14." I was surprised! Because when I was only 5, I've already known the way. Oh, according to this textbook, I would be much more genious than this worldwidely renoun mathematician, wow!!!
I've known the instant way, because I had a Roman abacus in my house. For me, it's a kind of a toy for infants.

Ummmmm....I have discovered a lot of important principles in history during the process of my first stage of life, as a child. Unfortunately, they had been already discovered by someone else. Thus, my discoveries haven't remained with my name, instead, with some different names of ancient, middle aged or modern figures before my birth.

Thus, if these predecessors hadn't discovered them, my name would have occupied all of the principles, laws, mathematic formulas and so on. In this case, kids would have learned them much easier than acutually.
Teacher:"Do you know who found the principle of 3 important original colours?"
Kid A:"Dr.Miyuki SATO did."
Teacher:"Fairly good. Next. Who is the great person who discovered the rule of perspective?"
Kid B:"Dr.Miyuki SATO is, sir!"
Teacher:"Marvelous! You are right. Next. Say the name who found the instant method of the formula 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10=55!"
Kid C: "Dr.Miyuki SATO"
Teacher: "Great! Guys, you know, this is her 55th birtyday will be celebrated."
All kids, unanimously: "Yes, Ma'm! She will turn 55 years old on 23 of October!"

All kids would have thanked me because of economy of their memory. "How she is efficient and convenient!", they would have thaught. When they were in trouble with remembering the names of famous fellows, it would have been better to say my name, as a provisional measure. "Oh, Jesus, sorry, Oh, Miyuki SATO, sir!" And the reply would have been right in almost all of questions.

I think that excessive tasks would damage kids' development. They deserve sufficient time to play. "Only Work and No Play, make Bob a Dull Boy" is a maxim based on science.
Kids, Miyuki would have saved you, if the predecessors hadn't found the principles above!

Now, day by day, I continue to invent new and simple recipes. My strong point is simplefication. I am good at simplifying almost all of things. Law is this type of art of live, I believe.
Even for adults, simplification is the best way to avoid wasting time. On this context, Dr.Miyuki SATO is highly valuable for your daily life.

Please give me, this quasi jobless versity professor of Public Law, a job!!! I'll do almost all of things, as far as they are not inhuman, even in the field of blue colared one.
Later, I would be called "Miyuki, the all-around", named after the nickname of Leonard Da Vinch, in the textbook of world history for kids.

If I could, I prefer a job in a warm place, because my chilblains caused icth and pain last night again. My skin is sensitive to coldness.
People, especially in the warm country, give me an opportunity! I want to work in your country!

People, I Want to Make Friends with You!

09/01/2017 (morning) I felt nasty this morning when I got up. I ate a bowl of shred apple with cottage cheese, a piece of sponge cake with also cottage cheese and a cup of black coffee, as breakfast. Sweet light meal for rainy morning in a low pressure.

In Japan, an atmospheric low pressure is related to low bad pressure, especialy for female school teachers. I am a kind of a female teacher, agains my intention, anyway. Is it the reason of my today's nasty feeling?

My blood pressure is always low, compared with others. From 60 to 100, as usual.
Nevertheless, I am healthy and cheerful, usually. Assertive thinking, I am accustomed to.

I love to express my feeling directly in a straight way. Laughing, crying, angry, hunger, ache, satisfaction, sadness, lonliness, desire, itch, pain, etc. That's why it's difficult to make friends in Japanese academic society.

I tried to approach my collegues to make friends with. However, all my attempt failed. They just wanted superficial personal relationship filled with formality, that's I hate the most. I don't need such DoDoMerdic
relation. It's just a exchange of insipid politeness, which wastes time.

DoDoMerdic versity society spends almost all of time just for compliments. There is an evident inclination that
who is good at compliments is promoted earlier thatn others.
I've learned various ways of vapid polite expressions in Kyorin University. Probably, only one art that I've learned from the versity. For me, the versity is a school for DoDoMerdic manners.
There I got to know that in DoDoMerdic society, we should show your personal feeling at all.

I heard from ex-Dean professor Kazuaki MATSUDA, whose major is Ancient Emperial Reign in Japanese History, an admirer of aristocracy, that aristocrates in HEIAN Era arround 9 to 12 century, vanished their brows and made up them to conceal their facial expression. Dumb coldhearted coolness was the best way to make conversation among them. They ideal was a block of wood.
He required me to behave like that. He was one of the most cold hearted figures in the versity and liked to be recognized that.

Once, he taught me how to behave in a funeral of acquaintance. According to him, the best manner is, saying, "I feel so sorry because he was excellent so much.", thinking that "I'm glad that he died, because he was one of my rivals. I'm lucky and happy!" And "Important is, concealing perfectly all of your pleasure under the face of sadness", he emphasized.

Since this lesson by him, I decided to consider him as a monster, not a human being. How he looked sad, at the bottom of his heart, he was gloating with over misfortunes of others. He wasn't trustworthy at all. Against his intention, I have disdained him since then.

Addingly, he was good at compliments and promoted rapidly compared with other collegues in our versity.

Thus, I felt isolated in Japanese academic society. I need friendship outside the vapid world of academism.

I know that my priority is a bit different from others. I estimate spiritual values rather than material ones. Vidid feeling of satisfaction is the priority of the priorities for me. I want to live in feeling good.

In this way, I want to express my real vivid feeling directly to other people, who can understand me. Cheer, plesure, laugh, gratitude, fun, curiosity, sympathy, astonishment, serprise, amazing, admiring, sadness, lonliness, eagerness, desire, enthusiasm, excitement, happiness, dissapointment, positive and negative feelings all. I count that they are my friends.

Thus, I am looking for people who will be my friends. I don't waste precious time. Thus, I don't need DoDoMerdas in my life. Insipid, stupid, vapid life of them is out of my mind. Just people, exclusively.

I've written on my successive incidents after 2015 to many figures. Only people responded rightly. Others have ignored me, even the cases are also intellectually interesting, because all of them are related with fundamental rights and legal systems. What does it mean? Of course, my versity acquaintances required me just an insipid relation as a Japanesee academician.
OK. I could cut the vapid superficial relationship with them. Good departure. Their brutal nature was revealed through the examination.

Since I was an infant, I have thought that I am a litsmus paper for Gods of Justice. Gods order me some mission, most of them are thrown to me without knowing, to test some existance arround me. I do the misson and they respond. Gods check the response and classified them into being qualified and desqualified. When they are desqualified, they are destroyed sooner or later.
They include both natural persons and judicial persons. All judicial persons that had treated me cruelly or anti-humanistic way in the past perished.

Sometimes, I feel like that I act without intention just like the ending song of "Lupin III", famous commic by Monky Punch, animated by Hayao MIYAZAKI, saying, " they are destined to perish after knowing me".

Many people don't know the technical term "unconstitutional". However, they know the words equivalent to it; "cruel", "brutal","inhuman", "coldhearted","coldblooded","pitiless","merciless","beast","heartless","shameless","disglaceful","evil","immoral",etc.etc.

My academic theme is Controle of Constitutionality in the world. Therefore, I could say that I do my job of qualification through my real experiances of daily life, although the other equal words are used for it.

DoDoMerdic society is a castle in the air. It is constructed on the bases of sand. It's highly fragile and ready to be destroyed. It's priority is vanity. Superficial value weighs all. It has vacant and emply, no essence, no content. No flavour, no taste. DoDoMerdas live there, with total ignorance and idolness, without knowing that they are boild with anger of their victims in a heated pan.

We people observe how they destroy themselves, protected by Gods of Justice and our supporters.