Deuce - We Are One

自分の居場所探し: 日本生まれ、アメリカ育ち
Find My Path: Japan born, USA raised

Kids Are Quick

2008-06-23 | Humor-ユーモア
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right.. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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KISS & Elvis Presley Shop

2008-06-23 | KISS

In Harajuku, the buidling behind the Elvis statue is the:

Tokyo Harajuku - ROCK'N'ROLL MUSEUM

東京・原宿　ROCK'N'ROLL MUSEUM

〒150-0001　
東京都渋谷区神宮前1-8-21
営業時間AM11:00～PM20:00　
TEL.03-3404-8631

The first floor is: Love Me Tender ラブミーテンダー
03-3479-6229
http://elvis.rrm.co.jp/

And downstairs in B1 is the official KISS item shop: Love Gun
TEL.03-3404-8631
http://www.rrm.co.jp/kiss/

Of course, I stop by the Love Gun shop, each time I am in the area!

芸能人 - トータス松本

2008-06-21 | Weblog
金曜日（6/6/2008）、
六本木の東京ミッドタウンで
ウルフルズのボーカル、トータス松本さんがエベントで来ていました。
まるでアフロっぽいパーマ髪で大きい笑顔。
台湾の観光エベント企画を応援していたのかな？


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