Go on, you know what I mean. Remember when Jerry and the gang made a bet on Seinfeld? I can’t remember who won, but I think Kramer was out first. Anyway, let’s hear it. How long can you go between sessions? Of course, all the Seinfeld characters were single so, that will definitely factor into the equation for many of our readers. But come on, you know you still do it. I mean, let’s face it. Sometimes it’s nice just to give ourselves a quickie without worrying about someone else, right? And for those of us who aren’t partnered up with someone, well, what are we going to do? I mean, if I didn’t choke the chicken every now and then, I’d be even more crazy than I usually am. Which is pretty darn crazy.
So anyway. Tell me. How often do you spank your monkey?
Oh, and I’d love for someone to try and guess how often I do the little wanky dance.