The reason that my wife bought a new cell phone

My wife bought a new cellular phone today. That is because of our dog, Indy.

Last night, I found Indy with a cell phone in his month. Our eyes met. I tried to catch him and he ran away. I yelled to my wife, "Catch him! He is biting your cell phone and running away!"

She successfully caught him and took the phone away from his mouth, but there was no battery in the phone. We found the battery under the table. It was very hot and didn't work anymore. Indy had bitten and made a hole on it. It had released the energy, which made it very hot.

He has ruined a lot of things such as cables, shoes, TV remotes, dishes and so forth. We hired a tutor for him, but she has taken a summer break now. I hoped she would discipline him as soon as possible, but she is going to come back in September..... sigh...