"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E.Leonard
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."- Samuel Johnson
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."- Irvin S. Cobb
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright