英語の冠婚葬祭文例

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誕生日の祝い

1. "I wish you a very happy birthday."
2. "I wish you the very best on your birthday"
3. "I wish you nothing but the best!"
4. "Hope you have a great day with many happy returns"
5. "I hope all your wishes and dreams come true. "
6. "Best wishes for a great birthday."
7. "Happy, happy, birthday, and hope you have a great party."
8. "I hope you have a lovely day on your birthday."
9. "Congratulations on your 20th birthday"
10. "Many happy returns on your 30th birthday"

 

クリスマスカード

1. "With All Good Wishes for Christmas and Every Happiness in the Coming Year"
2. "Wishing you A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and A HAPPY NEW YEAR"
3. "Best Wishes for a Wonderful Christmas and a Very Happy New Year!"
4. "We wish you the very best for the Christmas and a happy new year"
5. "I hope you have a lovely Christmas and a great new year."
6. "We hope you have a lovely Christmas and a fantastic New year"
7. "We wish you a happy Christmas and a peaceful new year."

 

結婚式・結婚祝い

1. "I wish you all the best in your future life together."
2. "I wish you you all the joy & happiness in your future life together."
3. "May your love grow sweeter by the day."
4. "What great news that you and 〔結婚相手の名前〕 are married. I hope you are happy and fulfilled together."
5. "Congratulations! The very best wishes for your future together."

 

出産祝い

1. "Congratulations on your baby"
2. "Congratulations your beautiful bouncing baby boy"
3. "Congratulations your beautiful baby girl"

 

お見舞い

1. "You are constantly in my thoughts; Wishing your speedy recovery"
2. "I was so sorry to hear about your accident. I'm hoping that you get well soon."
3. "I'm hoping that you get well soon."
4. "Thinking of you during this very difficult time."

 

お悔やみ

1. "Thinking of you during this very difficult time."
2. "I am sorry to hear about your sad loss."
3. "Our sympathy and warmest wishes are with you."
4. "I cannot express how very sorry I was to learn the sad news."
5. "Words fail at such a difficult time, but please know that you are in my thoughts in this time of grief."
6. "I was so sorry to hear the sad news. I know that this is an extremely difficult time and my thoughts are with you."

 

女性が受けるべき25の学習コース

これも男女ジョーク機会均等法に従いまして、女性版もご紹介します。

１．沈黙： いまだ女性には未開拓の魔境

２．知らない銀行手続き： 口座から引き出すこと

３．パーティ： 新しく服を買わずに行くこと

４．男性の管理： 小さな家事は試合が終わるまで待つということ

５. バスルームエチケットⅠ： 男にも棚のスペースが必要なんだということ

６．バスルームエチケットⅡ： かみそりは男のものである

７．コミュニケーション・スキルⅠ： 涙＝最終手段であり、最初ではない。

８．コミュニケーション・スキルⅡ： 話す前に考える

９．コミュニケーション・スキルⅢ： ぎゃぁぎゃぁ言わずに要求する

１０．安全運転： やればデキる

１１．電話スキル： 切る技術

１２．駐車技術の入門

１３．駐車の高等技術： バックして停める

１４．体内の水分： 水分なのか脂肪なのか

１５．クッキングⅠ： わかめより卵、酢よりバター、野菜より肉を使う

１６．クッキングⅡ： 健康食品は人間の食べるものではない

１７．クッキングⅢ： 自分のダイエットを他人に押し付けぬ方法

１８．褒め言葉： 素直に受け入れる方法

１９．月経前症候群： 男の問題ではなく自分の問題

２０．ダンス： どうして男は踊りたくないのか

２１．正装： すでに持っているものを着る技術

２２．家のホコリ： 女性だけが気付く、自然に発症する無害なもの

２３．洗濯の統合法： 何もかもまとめて洗う

２４．オイル： 車にも必要

２５．テレビのリモコン： 男性のみが使用

 

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem…Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

 

http://smallbitsandpieces.blogspot.com/2007/09/25-things-women-doesnt-know.html

 

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