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息子とNYの写真と英語と、時々旦那

Been there, done that....

2015年04月28日 22時27分59秒 | Weblog
Hi!
こんちわ。

One day, when I was getting dressed, I heard a explosion from the kitchen.
I rushed out of my room.

Then...

Mother in law told me that brother in law had used microwave for cooking egg...

OMG....


Why you guys sitting over there....?


Love is TELEPATHIC.


I hope he can have a nice girlfriend.

Thank you very much for watching today too.
Have a nice day!


He lit his cigarette and then......

2015年04月22日 22時30分15秒 | Weblog
Hi.
こんちわ。

In subway, I met an old man.
He told me some an interesting story.

The day, the 6 train I took was a little crowded. I could find only one seat in there's.
The seat had black spots on the surface.

I didn't know what it was. But I put my news paper on it and sat on the paper.
And the old man sitting next to me chuckled, " it isn't a bug."
I said, " yeah..."
Then he asked me " Have you ever heard about a man who really worried about bugs? "

He went on.
" I 've herad about it from news though, He cleaned his car seat with alcohol and then once he did, he lit his cigarette and then the car caught on fire.
What's more, a car next to the car also caught on fire! Can you imagine!?
It happened yesterday ! HAHAHA! I hate such a parking! "

I told him," it sounds like cartoons!"
He said ," Yes! It does! Doesn't it!? "

We chuckled...


Sakura.


Alice with a girl.


Sheep Meadow hasn't open yet...

先日6番線に乗った時。
電車が混んでて、唯一空いてる席はなんか表面に黒い粒か土みたいなものがついてて。

新聞紙引いて座ったんですけど。
それを見ていた隣のおじさんが、「ベッドバグじゃないよ」とか言ってくれて。
「ああ、はい。。。」って答えたら、

「すっごくベッドバグのことが気になった男の話、聞いたかい?」と聞いてきた。

何だろと思い聞いていると。
「昨日ニュースで見たんだけど、その男、車のシートをアルコールで掃除したんだよ。
で、終わったあとタバコに火をつけたら何と車に燃え移って!
で、おまけに、その車の隣にあった車にも燃え移ってな!
想像できるか!?アッハッハ!そんな駐車場、絶対やだね!」

「漫画の話見たいですね。」と言うと、「そうだろう?」って。
不謹慎だけど2人でくすくす笑った。

おじさん、面白い話(?)をありがとうございました。
(おかげで今日のブログがかけた。)

Thank you very much for reading today.
Have a beautiful day!

本日もご覧いただきありがとうございました。
みなさんの今日一日が楽しい日になりますように!

Take care!












Inhabitant of Central Park.

2015年04月19日 23時04分04秒 | Weblog
Hi.
こんちわ。

Finaly! Spring has come to NYC! Somebody is wearing suimsut already !



A squirrel. I can't pronounce correctly...

He is looking for something.


Can't find...


He noticed that my son was approaching him.


Wait! I have itchy here.


Went back tree with empty-hands...


Thank you very much for reading!
Have a beautiful day!!!

本日もご覧いただきありがとうございました!
なんかお天気悪いみたいですけど、みなさんの今日一日が楽しい日になりますように!

寝ます!おやすみなさい!

He is the man who can tell the difference...

2015年04月16日 23時58分56秒 | Weblog
Hi.

こんちわ。

When I helped my son do homework, the answer was " RING " .
He said " Ring " as he wrote down.
I said it too.

At least I intended to say " Ring " .

But he asked me " ....L? "

His special training for correct pronunciation of " R and L " has begun since that time...
Then I haven't gotten better yet.....

息子の宿題を手伝っている時。
答えは「リング」で、
彼は言いながら答えを書いていた。
私も一緒に言った。

すると、息子「 ......L?」

その時から息子の特別レッスン「RとLの違い」が始まった。。。
そして、私は未だうまく発音できない。。。

The view from sunset park was amazing.






Thank you very much for today !
Have a great day!

本日もご覧いただきありがとうございました。
大人も子どもも楽しい一日を過ごせますように!

Take care!



a.k.a USA.

2015年04月16日 08時43分43秒 | Weblog
Hi!

こんちわ。

One week ago, my mother sent a package for me from Japan by express mail, which cost her an extra charge.

Usually a package from Japan will arrive here within five days.
But this time the package didn't come within that time.

Something odd is going on USPS...

一週間前、母が日本から速達で荷物を送ってくれたんです。
いつもなら5日以内に届くのに、今回はなかなか来ない。。。

When I tracked the package onlone, they said the package would be delivered on Monday.
But it didn't come.

So, my mother told me to call USPS.
To be honest, I didn't want to ....because calling them is kind of an irritation...
But she sent the package as Express, and when I thought about it, I felt sorry...

So I called USPS.
The operator said " Your package already arrived at a local office to pick up."

"What? Do I have to pick it up by myself?"

She said " That's what I said."

(-_-#)

So this morning, I went to the post office where the operator told me that my package is.
Then the postal clerk told me " Your package is in another office."

"What?!"

I think the U.S.A means its an Unbelievably, Super, Annoying country.

A man walking on a bicycle lane.


Beautiful sky and architecture.




Even though I am tired of dealing with their poor customers service, I am still " I ♡ NY." .


Thank you very much for reading!
Have a nice evening!

本日もご覧いただきありがとうございました。
戸締りと火の始末に気をつけてオヤスミナサーイ!



If you ask me in Japanese , I will think about it...maybe...

2015年04月14日 19時12分59秒 | Weblog
Hi!
こんにちは。

Recently, my niece has moved into our house.

She was brought up in China before she came to NY.
So, her native language is Chinese.

I asked her to use English in the house, but she refused to because she said
" I don't know English word!"

One day, when we were playing in a park, she asked me something in Chinese.
Even though I couldn't understand her at all, I said "Yes yes yes..." and " go play! go play !"

She run away to play with my son happily.

After that my son asked me " mom! Did you promise to buy new doll for her((( ̄へ ̄井)???"

What!?

....This is what she said " buy doll for me! "

NO(-_-#)


My son took a picture.


I found a moving store.


I didn't have brave to go inside though...


姪っ子が引っ越してきた。
彼女は5歳まで中国で育ったので、北京語が母国語だ。
英語でしゃべってよ~!っと言っても「英単語がわからん。」といって拒否された。

ある日、公園で遊んでいる時、
なんか中国語で言ってきた。わかんないけど「ハイハイハイ」「あっち行って遊べ。」と言ったら嬉しそうに息子のところに行った。

そのあと。
息子が「お母さん!おもちゃ買ってあげるって約束したの!?」

「は?」

さっきの中国語は「おもちゃ買ってね」だったのね。

もちろんダメです。





This one also was taken by son.


Thank you very much for reading! And, special thanks to Ms. Deepti !
Have a beautiful day!

ご覧いただきありがとうございました。先生にチェックしてもらったから今日の英語はバッチリかと。
(ディプティー先生、ありがとうm(__)m)

今日一日がみなさんにとっていい日でありますように。

Take care!










The sounds that cheer me up.

2015年04月11日 09時18分13秒 | Weblog
Hi.

They are my favorite street musician.


Always there are a lot of audience.


Every body takes movies and photograph.


Their home page is here. Lucky chops




They always make me smile. I love them.
If you have chance to come NYC, you can meet them at 34th ST/ Herald Sq.

Thank you very much for reading!

Take care!

You drive me crazy!

2015年04月09日 21時21分17秒 | Weblog
こんちわ。
Hi.

The day before yesterday, I went to a New York International Auto Show with my son.
And then we got a lot of catalog in vein....
Obviously, we don't need financial information of Porsche .....hahaha...

But we really had fan! Especially for my son.
He enjoyed himself by trying every driver seat.

There was free ride of Jeep. so I asked him if he wanted to ride.
But he said 「Don't need. later I'm going to be sick!」
Poor boy......



Lamborghini! They had only two Lamborghini in there. And, of course we couldn't even touch them...


Porsche.


Aston Martin.


Maserati.


The clock inside of Maserati was analog. So cool.

息子と一緒にニューヨークインターナショナルオートショー行ってきました。
そして無駄にカタログをたくさんもらってきました。。。
ポルシェのファイナンシャルインフォメーションとか明らかに要らん。。。

でも息子はすべての車の運転席を堪能して大満足でした。

ジープの体験試乗をやっていたので乗るかきいたら、
「あとでオエーってなるから乗らない。。。」とのこと。(車酔いしちゃうんです。)
かわいそうな子だねぇ。。。


それでは本日もご覧いただきありがとうございました。

Have a beautiful day!

Take care!



What made him eat too much chocolate?

2015年04月08日 08時56分29秒 | Weblog
こんちわ。
Hi!
イ尓 好。
Hola!

Last night, my son wouldn't eat rice at supper.
「 I told you not to eat too much chocolate !」 I said.
He said... 「Because, it was so yummy!」
Indeed....

昨晩、息子が晩ごはん時、ご飯を食べたがらなかった。
「だからチョコ食べすぎんなって言ったでしょう!」と言うと。

「Because, 美味しかったよー!」だって。

確かに。


someone sleeping on the bench...

I want it!

Even though the door only open one side, Nobody cares ....

Thank you very much for reading today.
Have a good evening!

本日もご覧いただきありがとうございました。
戸締りと火の始末に気をつけてオヤスミナサーイ!